TOPIC: Lock Please

Lock Please

nice thread!

looks pretty good! gl with the gang!

I hate to announce that the Buttocks Family has been absorbed by the MadMen.

Mia Khalifa is coming to ZARP!

Morgz wrote: i luv u
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Good luck with the gang Alicia!

Good luck with the gang guys!

Love you wiz! Don't get too mad now!

RP Name: I don't remember... Something Walrus?

Link to gametracker:
Server 1
Server 2

Recently changed name to "Terms of Walrus" to prevent posers from accepting Terms of Condition without reading it.
steamcommunity.com/id/FreeCandyXxXZ

How many hours can you put in daily: I'm all free now; when I'm not killing cats (Postal style)
Have you been in any other gangs: Many; what can I say, I'm a banter type of guy.
Rate your raiding skills out of 10: I can raid if you give me an AK; though it's bullcrap when someone snipes me with a shotgun
Rate your building skills out of 10: I can only build printer vaults which several people taught me how to.
Ingame cash: Let's just say i have above $10000 and below 20,000,000.
Any special weapons: Dankest F2000 crafted by my own hands.

Why should we choose you:
I can provide support, company and singing. I know some guys that know some guys in a van that know some useful information.

Just do it.

When we're driving, I can play "What is Love" and help single players trying to find a partner. I watched the trailer for "Human Centipede" and dear God never watch that again. I can shoot people, print money and distract the enemy in the art of talking.

I just want to be part of an active gang.

Morgz wrote: You guys all suck, Mia Khalifa is from my country

Walrus,

Exrominem wrote: Maybe my gang will become his first enemy

Name of gang: That Darkness
Why should we make a alliance: We can have banter
Rate your gangs raiding ability's out of 10: 8
How many members are in your gang: 6

The Darkness and The Khalifa Family are now allied!

Alicia wrote:
Remember Saturday?

It's actually a funny story how I got the name "Terms of Walrus", thanks for asking.
I joined Teamspeak today going through 3 channels. I landed on Deathrun and Manya & Coolh was there. It was a dark and gloomy room, silence of the lamb. Then Manya started talking and I was like "yo".

We then moved to a spacer and my name was above "Terms of Use". Seeing how I was eager to change my name from the infamous "I am the Walrus", I frantically began to think; like how you do when you're showering and you came up with a cure for a horrible disease. So I changed the "Use" to "Walrus" and tah dah. I'm great with making up names.

My question is: What do I do now? This is the second time I made it this far.

Shattered-Unbroken Walrus wrote:
Walrus actually shitposted? What is this wizardry, this has nothing to do with the topic!

Good luck!

$Dallas$ wrote:
You don't want to know the backstory of my new name? Fine be like that.

I am just asking what do I do now that I've been accepted. What time should I come on the server to get invited and get information on whether Jake has a mental insanity issue with radiation or if aliens actually were the purpose behind Abraham Lincoln's assassination at the theater.

GL with the gang!

I just wnna change my name to mia now and join this gang xD