Bullshit report, he made a joke and you tried to call him out for being "unfunny" and start drama like you always do.
In the words of Captin: "Just fuck right off back to PERP"

I thought Captin was chill so I decided to have a bit of a laugh, he always seemed like the type of person that would understand if it was a joke or not, clearly not lmfao
Get off your shitty little bandwagon and realise that that sort of reply is unacceptable