There was a lass in my year at school who didn't show for four years because of a disorder she had. She returned for the two last senior years of the school and even then barely showed up. In these two final years, if your attendance drops to a certain percentage, you got kicked out. Oh, but not her, she was so far up the head teacher's ass she could practically speak for her.

There was a lass in my year at school who didn't show for four years because of a disorder she had. She returned for the two last senior years of the school and even then barely showed up. In these two final years, if your attendance drops to a certain percentage, you got kicked out. Oh, but not her, she was so far up the head teacher's ass she could practically speak for her.