Why me? Why even ask mate you know I am the perfect Air Conditioning that will distribute air to both female and male genitalia because I believe in equality! now all I need to complete my goals is a small loan from you kind sir! [45 words >]

Why me? Why even ask mate you know I am the perfect Air Conditioning that will distribute air to both female and male genitalia because I believe in equality! now all I need to complete my goals is a small loan from you kind sir! [45 words >:D]