Dear Diary..
I just did a crazy poo...
I put on some eminem and kinda just pushed right on through..
pushed so hard my frickin lips went blue...
Splattered the bowl, the floor and the handbasin too...
My mothers coming home in a few hours.. at around 2..
I hear costco's got a sale on hotsauce...lucky cause i just went through a few...
I hope mom brings home some new mop heads cause these ones defs aint new..
anyway.. this is me too you.. comin direct from my toilet.. wats new crew?
Remember that carey show that had a fat guy with glasses? I think his name was drew...

Dear Diary.. I just did a crazy poo... I put on some eminem and kinda just pushed right on through.. pushed so hard my frickin lips went blue... Splattered the bowl, the floor and the handbasin too... My mothers coming home in a few hours.. at around 2.. I hear costco's got a sale on hotsauce...lucky cause i just went through a few... I hope mom brings home some new mop heads cause these ones defs aint new.. anyway.. this is me too you.. comin direct from my toilet.. wats new crew? Remember that carey show that had a fat guy with glasses? I think his name was drew...