Shitposting your way to 1000 posts isn't anything respectable at all. Judging by your over 50 posts/day, I'm surprised you didn't get banned yet for spam.
Make a 180 and post less useless comments on threads. Not every thread is made for the pure joy of shitposting it to death.
You've still got a chance as you aren't forum banned yet, use that.
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