I seriously don't get why people take these comments so seriously. It's a joke (unless your internet actually goes out ofc,) and it should be taken as such. If you really feel so offended by such a benign comment then you really shouldn't be browsing the internet at all.

So please, stop trying to act like the bigger people and take a step down, think of how you would feel if you made a mistake and some admin on his high horse had ridden along and slapped you with the ban haddock.