Perhaps the fact that you said:
In the context of comparing the act to physgunning somebody
on a chair into 'the sky to make people laugh'.
That is not pertinent. I can spend as much of my time as I want documenting things that I see as wrongdoings, and yours has proven to be an interesting and amusing dedication of such resources.
You are also - let's remind you again - not the administrator, and you do not dictate the punishment that you would receive if found to be guilty.
This is an outright lie, I said:
(OP)
Irrespective of this, you are still not roleplaying in a realistic manner because you had the chair stationary in the air in an upside-down position. Personally, I feel that you have fabricated this excuse based upon the fact that your previous responses do not seem to correlate with it and that it has cropped up so late in this investigation.