It seems that since my leave the tyrant situation has developed at a dangerous pace. I have heard your cries citizens of Zarp. The flood gates are being lowered, and we <em>will</em> stop this madness.
It has also come to my attention Zarp has been infiltrated by an Illuminati member and he/she/it has implanted itself deep within Zarp's ranks and may be responsible for the recent demotions. Not to worry; it is our priority target and it will be terminated. The proof is below, make of it what you will.