Hungry Santa, it seems I’ve wronged you by showing up uninvited, eating your burgers, and drinking your booze. I’ve acted in a way that disregarded your hospitality and your provisions. For that, I acknowledge my misstep. You have my word it wasn’t personal—just the way things played out. I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again.

Hungry Santa, it seems I’ve wronged you by showing up uninvited, eating your burgers, and drinking your booze. I’ve acted in a way that disregarded your hospitality and your provisions. For that, I acknowledge my misstep. You have my word it wasn’t personal—just the way things played out. I’ll make sure it doesn’t happen again.