Hello Onion,
Nice to see that you think you are ready to go for Global Moderator, However you aren't anywhere near close enough. I have seen posts in your section (GD+SSRP) needing attention. Such as Moved,Locked etc and these are days old on witch I reported and got myself banned for. I feel that you need to be more active on the forums before you start thinking of getting any promotions. So major,
TLDR: Didn't you say when you resigned the reason why you're leaving is because you've got too many ranks?