Not only did clarky sneak into my house and use handcuffs to lock my wrists precisely at 90 degree angle below my knees, but he then forcefully spread peanut butter all over my genitals and my body and then proceeded to let out my 75 foot boa constrictor to come lick the peanut butter off of me while my lesbian sister and divorced parents were forced to watch from a go pro streaming from my dead grandparents basement, and while i was almost killed by Ernie (my 75 foot boa constrictor) clarky went into my kitchen and made some bomb ass hot pockets with EMP and ChuteUK.