im going to be honest. i should not be chosen. i think maybe a lil diversity wouldnt go too bad. thought maybe i could mix it up a little bit... real justice, i say send them to the gas chambers. those filthy rdmeers have corrupted our land and should have an example made of them. pick me for not only a moderator for the people, but a moderator for justice...

hail our almighty leaders most high, the all powerful and vengeful staff.