My hope is that either TheFierceOwl or howaboutthat will be willing to confirm that I haven't perjured. If that isn't enough evidence for you, or they choose not to, then feel free to close this.

My hope is that either TheFierceOwl or howaboutthat will be willing to confirm that I haven't perjured. If that isn't enough evidence for you, or they choose not to, then feel free to close this.