Steam Name:
Typical Corner Shop Owner

Link to Steam Profile:
steamcommunity.com/id/DrJenga/

SteamID:
STEAM_0:1:84314633

Current Gametracker Profiles:
Look its a link

Estimated Server Time :
4 Hours

Languages I speak:
English, Lithuanian, French, Spanish and a pinch of "oi cunt"

Someone new joins the server, explain how you would show them how to B-hop:
I would tell them that I have no clue so when he finds out he should tell me too.

Explain what you would do if someone was Text/Mic Spamming:
I would tell them to shut up in a respectful way, if he continues I would threaten him and if he continues I'll call him a cunt and then I'd mute him so he can't give a comeback which would break his heart.

Explain how you would deal with someone using an exploit on the server.
I'd ask him to show me the exploit so I could use it myself for a week or two after I get bored of it I'll tell everyone about it so everyone can exploit.

Why I should be chosen (we recommend around 75 words).
I honestly have nothing to put here so I'll just insert a random meme: