Steam Name:
Typical Corner Shop Owner

Link to Steam Profile:
steamcommunity.com/id/DrJenga/

SteamID:
STEAM_1:1:84314633

Current Gametracker Profiles:
www.gametracker.com/player/Typical%20Cor...arpgaming.com:27100/

Estimated Server Time :
3 Hours

Languages I speak:
English, Lithuanian, French, Spanish and a pinch of "oi cunt"

Someone new joins the server, explain how you would show them how to B-hop.

I would tell them that I have no clue so when he finds out he should tell me too.

Explain what you would do if someone was Text/Mic Spamming.

I would tell them to shut up in a respectual way, if he continutes I would threaten him and if he continues I'll call him a cunt and then I'd mute him so he can't give a comeback which would break his heart.

Explain how you would deal with someone using an exploit on the server.

I'd ask him to show me the exploit so I could use it myself for a week or two, after I get bored of it i'll tell everyone about it so everyone can exploit.

Why I should be chosen (we recommend around 75 words).
I honestly have nothing to put here so I'll just insert a random meme: