If there's any justice in this world, you'll be sucked back into the fuckin' no-activity-having microcosm you emerged from, you fucking philistine.
All jokes aside - I can see you put some effort into your app. Build up your activity, and make sure you stay far enough from recents that the Big Bad Wolf can't put a claw on your chinny chin chin record, and you'll be fine. Reapply in a week or two after building your activity up.
Good luck.
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