He told me I should make ramen and hot chocolate but when I went to go down the stairs I slipped and fell slid down at least 7 steps. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. I demand he be tried and punished for high treason.

PS: For the record this is just a joke the ramen ended up being quite nice and filling

He told me I should make ramen and hot chocolate but when I went to go down the stairs I slipped and fell slid down at least 7 steps. The attempt on my life has left me scarred and deformed, but I assure you my resolve has never been stronger. I demand he be tried and punished for high treason. PS: For the record this is just a joke the ramen ended up being quite nice and filling