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Name - sjfk / Nurse Shekel
STEAM-ID - STEAM_0:1:84314633
Admins name - Our Lord and Savior Onion Rings
Reason - ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Server - SSRP
Time - 5 Days
Story -
It all started when Onion decided to touch me with his physgun in the Christmas Lounge when I managed to smuggle in a gun past the security, I responded by asking "Something wrong BUDDY?" and then he said "You cannot have guns in the Christmas Lounge because its EXPLOITING!"

I asked how it was exploiting because in the corner of my eye I saw a group of staff members raving with PSG's and L85's in their hands while pointing them threateningly in the direction of the Christmas tree.
He unfroze me and then I continued on my way, later on, I saw a wild, headless mutant come inside the Christmas lounge and then I shot him in the face, then Onion gave me a disappointed look and turned away from me in disgust.

A third time I entered the Lounge with a Jet Gun smuggled in my asshole, on a side note the security has to be improved by anyways I decided to barbeque some of the privileged white people surrounding the tree; no-one complained and not even the staff "gave-a-shit" but Onion being on the witch-hunt he was he froze me and threatened to slay me with it out...
I then decided to neck myself to stop it from happening which I can only guess robbed him of any pride he had that day, I am very sorry for taking the chance to "RIP" an item from you :(.

He brought me to a roof and banned me.
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