1st I would get into a stripper outfit. Lure the guard in let him go to town. Then shock him by saying "I'm a guy you gaybo!". He would be in so much shock. I would say I won't let your friends know. If you let me go. Bam!

I wake up, blood dripping from the back of my head. I look around, searching for hope, a chance to escape. All I can see is a chair and a table, I look around and see the only two exits, the window bared up and the door locked. I put my head looking under the bottom of the door, all I can see is his cigarette ash hitting the cold dusty floor. I sit down in the corner, thinking of a plan.

While thinking I come up with a marvellous plan, a plan of escape, a plan of hope. I sit up walk over to the table, crack the four legs of it and create a barricade with three of them against the wall, while placing the chair in front of the robust door. While waiting for him to feed me the repulsive food I hold the fourth leg in my hands trembling to the side.

As he tries opening the door he struggles as it is barricaded so he tries pushing harder and harder, failing each time. He finally takes a large run towards the door with all his energy he pushes, as he does that the barricade breaks and he flies through the door. He flies through hits the chair and goes flying over it. I then run over and hit him with the fourth leg into his mangled face. I hit him until he is head, take his gun, and run.