1. I didn't ask him to write.
Cant know that.
2. I didn't pay him to write.
Cant know that.
3. Hes a real player, hes online often on DarkRP ZARP servers, see for yourself
Doesn't mean much.
4. Making alternate accounts to support yourself is even worse than paying someone to...
People do it.
5. A lot of people "type like me"
Not talking about others, just talking about him typing like you a bit, and both of you do a smiley at the end of the sentence.
And before you ask, yes I like making lists for everything
Hm, wasn't going to ask that, nor was anyone else to be honest.
I'm just waiting for his reply, so if he says you didn't ask him I'll believe him.