TOPIC: [SSRP Moderator] Mannah Hontana's Application

RP Name: Mannah Hontana
Time Zone: the england one
Link to Steam Profile: steamcommunity.com/id/SaintWyldeLaaad/
SteamID:
Current Gametracker Profiles: whats gametracker lmoa
Server 1 - www.gametracker.com/server_info/darkrp.z...m:27015/top_players/
Server 2 - www.gametracker.com/server_info/darkrp.z...m:27025/top_players/
Server 3 - www.gametracker.com/server_info/usa.zarp...m:27015/top_players/

Estimated Server Time: pizza time

Languages I speak: England

Explain "Random Death Match" and give an example scenario: Its like my favourite thing to do lmoa, when you shoot someone and they think its not ok and say its rdm but tbh its not a big deal

Explain "New Life Rule" and give an example scenario: When you die you have to go straight back to your NLR zone or you lose the zarp game

Explain how you would handle the following situation:
Player x accuses player y for RDMing him, the console log shows that player y killed player x.
I'd call the reporter a gaylord and ban him for wasting admin time
Explain how you would handle the following situation:
Player x accuses player y for breaking NLR, the kills are pretty close together in console (a few lines apart) at a peak time.
I would ban the reporter for being a nancy boy
Why I should be chosen(we recommend around 150 words):

Ok, this has been driving me crazy for seven movies now, and I know you’re going to roll your eyes, but hear me out: Harry Potter should have carried a 1911.

Here’s why:

Think about how quickly the entire WWWIII (Wizarding-World War III) would have ended if all of the good guys had simply armed up with good ol’ American hot lead.

Basilisk? Let’s see how tough it is when you shoot it with a .470 Nitro Express. Worried about its Medusa-gaze? Wear night vision goggles. The image is light-amplified and re-transmitted to your eyes. You aren’t looking at it–you’re looking at a picture of it.

Imagine how epic the first movie would be if Harry had put a breeching charge on the bathroom wall, flash-banged the hole, and then went in wearing NVGs and a Kevlar-weave stab-vest, carrying a SPAS-12.

And have you noticed that only Europe seems to a problem with Deatheaters? Maybe it’s because Americans have spent the last 200 years shooting deer, playing GTA: Vice City, and keeping an eye out for black helicopters over their compounds. Meanwhile, Brits have been cutting their steaks with spoons. Remember: gun-control means that Voldemort wins. God made wizards and God made muggles, but Samuel Colt made them equal.

Now I know what you’re going to say: “But a wizard could just disarm someone with a gun!” Yeah, well they can also disarm someone with a wand (as they do many times throughout the books/movies). But which is faster: saying a spell or pulling a trigger?

Avada Kedavra, meet Avtomat Kalashnikova.

has more iq than all the inhabitants of nafe's boat combined, rulebreakers would never get past his 5k iq

:+support:

I think you have a great chance of being accepted

SaintWyldemann wrote: Im not convinced

ArranAsh wrote: im not convinced ur parents didnt drop u on the head as a child

SorIe wrote: I mean if you add up minus iq's, you get a bigger minus

SorIe wrote: Wdym, this is a very serious app so i take it very seriously111

Fantasy wrote: multiply minus by minus t oget big number

ArranAsh wrote: dude its asrious app whAT the fuck

SorIe wrote: Please use correct grammar, this app is too serious for messing around!

SorIe wrote: but u said combine, not multiply

Fantasy wrote: but i also said i quit zarp but look where we were a few months ago

Eddie. wrote: You think correct!

ArranAsh wrote:
I'm a 13 year old atheist and it's funny seeing the 'minds' in twitch chat entertained by a children's videogame lmao. Whenever you idiots "Pog Champ" or "OMEGA LUL", I am studying the works of Plato, Sun Tzu, Richard and Mortimer etc. and expanding my knowledge. Guess who will have the better job in 10 years?

Btw its worth mentioning that if I get accepted I will 360 dragon kick ashur as soon as humanly possible

I would have to be corrupt to not support this
suppert

Kyber wrote: kyber what is your cat’s name

if sor le is supporting this .. then I should do it as well c:

SaintWyldemann wrote:

I am extending this staff application to become a moderator of all of ZARP I'll promise to kick all the batty boys in the head. Zarp is my endz and mandems ready with the waps to defend my postcode