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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638767

Narexa wrote:
Should I get my girlfriend a real life diamond sword for her birthday?
Dude so romantic :kiss:
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638771

Gimp wrote:
Where can i find the cheapest grills that i can put my meat in , cook with...
Guru is out, will respond for you, go to a restaurant.

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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638818

el une spodermun wrote:
Are girls on the internet a myth?????


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yes unless proven
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638820

Coutinroy wrote:
Zarp Relationship Advice: Don't date in a gaming community.

Then you blew ur chances cause no real grill aint gettin close to ya british assss
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638824

Micky wrote:
Why does zarp make relationships? :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp:

lonely nerds getting catfished
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638825

Nutzu3650XL wrote:
how do i swipe right on the ZARPGAMING.COM forums?

what is right what is wrong
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638827

how to tell if galdem is catfish......................
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638835

Wolff wrote:
how to tell if galdem is catfish......................
first isnt it strange a random chik is interested in you?
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638839

Forced wrote:
Wolff wrote:
how to tell if galdem is catfish......................
first isnt it strange a random chik is interested in you?
i took interest in her first it took a while but i got her to fall for me but it did take alot of effort
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638842

Wolff wrote:
Forced wrote:
Wolff wrote:
how to tell if galdem is catfish......................
first isnt it strange a random chik is interested in you?
i took interest in her first it took a while but i got her to fall for me but it did take alot of effort
they play hard to get so you catch the bait even harder
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638843

Wolff wrote:
Forced wrote:
Wolff wrote:
how to tell if galdem is catfish......................
first isnt it strange a random chik is interested in you?
i took interest in her first it took a while but i got her to fall for me but it did take alot of effort

You took the long route by not choosing boats to swim in that pussy.
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638846

Studio Banter wrote:
Wolff wrote:
Forced wrote:
Wolff wrote:
how to tell if galdem is catfish......................
first isnt it strange a random chik is interested in you?
i took interest in her first it took a while but i got her to fall for me but it did take alot of effort

You took the long route by not choosing boats to swim in that pussy.

hi rawr :3
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638856

Fun Fact:
Diego's experience with girls are from eroges
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638863

Therapist wrote:
Fun Fact:
Diego's experience with girls are from eroges

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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638886

Forced wrote:
Coutinroy wrote:
Zarp Relationship Advice: Don't date in a gaming community.

Then you blew ur chances cause no real grill aint gettin close to ya british assss

Not even British
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638892

Jim_Jam wrote:
I feel like boatzy needs help with this, join chat room 5 on ts.
My channel got attacked?
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638907

Sally wrote:
Jim_Jam wrote:
I feel like boatzy needs help with this, join chat room 5 on ts.
My channel got attacked?

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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638909

I think my imaginary girlfriend is a transvestite pls help
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638910

Plankton wrote:
I think my imaginary girlfriend is a transvestite pls help
we have more experience with traps
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Zarp Relationships Advice 7 years 6 months ago #638911

Plankton wrote:
I think my imaginary girlfriend is a transvestite pls help

Burn her man clothes
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