TOPIC: New Years Givaway!

Donate if you're genorous enough but I will host a givaway on this post a WEEK from new years and draw winners then. I will be giving away about 200m in items/cash hopfully more if you donate to the givaway and yaeh thats it just go ahead and enter by.

The top 10 most FUNNY jokes will be selected the people choosing the people are going to be 2 of my friends on the
server and they will each choose 5 people to WIN.
Thank you for entering/donating/reading hopfuly you win if you entered!



I will edit this post with further details such as Items to win and cash prizes etc. for now just enter! Good Luck!

RP Name: Kingpin
Why you want to win?: Cuz i just gave everything i had away
Joke: I'll tell u in game cuz it's against TOU

But incase i can't. Gr8 meme, Billionaire gang = rank 1

RP Name


JaffaCakes118


Why you want to win?


well i don't have many items in SSRP and it would be nice to win! Thanks For The Giveaway


Joke


I dreamt I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow. When I woke up, my pillow was gone. Want to here another joke? my life... my life is a joke.

RP Name: SadMan
Why you want to win?: because I'm poor?
Joke: the billionaire gang owner changed the name and kicked 100+ members and the meme still on :-:

RP Name:Ascenda. Why u want win:I lost 10 nano I need some refunda Joke: ME

RP Name: Bobby Bobbys
Why you want to win?: Cuz i need money
Joke: I dont want to be racist

Mytic X Toxic wrote:

Oh damn few bil gems u were the richest player 0_o

Why is gambling illegal in Africa? Because of cheetahs.

RP NAME: VideonUriel

Why do u want to win?: Beacuse i am damn pour boi i gived away all my money [most of it]

Joke: My life.

VIdeonUriel wrote:

u forgot to put
~Racoon

~SSRP MOD

Studio Banter wrote: I'm coughing right now.

RP Name: harryassment
Why you want to win?: because i lost a small loan of a million gems.
Joke:
What does Melania see in Donald Trump? "Ten billion dollars and high cholesterol!"

Name - Evilstewie
Reason - Im poor as fuck
Joke - I have a couple to enter with.
What part of the vegetable can you NOT eat

Stevie Wonder walks into a bar

Ever tried Ethiopian food?

Why does the library not lend me suicide books

What do Princess Dianna and Pink Floyd have in common?

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it.


If you want to be salty about the JOKES just remove them and dont ban me for tou please. It requested jokes so I gave jokes I know.

RP Name: YisYas


Why you want to win?: Because i lost all my money, all my hope and effort on gems and stuff then i get scammed! im poor as fuck right now and i could do with some kind respectful donations


Joke: Ok ( Two part joke )
What do you call white people running down a hill ? avalanche. What do you call black people running down a hill? Prison break

Just because its christmasy i will add a christmas joke
How are black people and christmas lights alike? 1) They're not very bright 2) When one goes out, they all go out 3) They look better hanging from a tree

Thanks for the giveaway mate good luck to everyone taking part and merry chritsmas ( and a happy new year )

Evilstewie.exe wrote: That's fucked.. xD

Rp name: JakeTheDawg

Why I want to win: cus in poor and I need to get some money and items to get friends.

Joke: If I wanted to die I would go to how high your voice is and jump off ... I may never even find the ground cus it's so high(even higher than hellforce on glue sticks)

RP NAME: OCEAN

I should win because im ur dad...


joke: Are you really that bald, or is your neck just blowing a bubble?

RP NAME: Kyle Black2

Why I should win: I should win because I'm your slave...


joke:What do blondes and tornado's have in common? there is a lot of blowing and sucking at first but in the end you lose your home

RP name: Freebandz

Why I should win: Cause I'm your husband

Joke: My girlfriend has never been happier with how shiny her hair is. Guess I'll have to keep jizzing into her conditioner then.