TOPIC: MsRevine's Q&A!

should we return to the homeland my brother

sorle wrote:
yes my brudda

wait, wait, wait.... hold your horses... uhm... YOU'RE A GIRL GAMER?!!?! O_O Not to be a freak, but.. just when I thought you couldn't get more attractive.. you started playing video games. Nicely done, m'lady. You've just become every man's dream woman. If you had missed a couple before, now you can be sure you've got us ALL "drooling", lol.

Hi! few things to start off with =] 1. yes I added you because you're a female gamer, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen.

Nutzu3650XL wrote:
Hey Brian,
nice message boi.

much appreciate

PS: I'd rather be the one in the kitchen cuz u can't cook for shit and i can actually make really tasty food u cunt

MsRevine wrote:
sorry no secks today young lady i am reporting you

MsRevine wrote:
Let me warn you: it's gonna get wet and juicy today. Yet there is nothing to fear. On the contrary female ejaculation is an incredibly empowering feeling. Sometimes it is referred to as squirting or gushing. In tantra it is referred to as kalas, which indicate the esoteric nature of this phenomena and its connection with the cycles and the moon. My favorite one is a beautiful word for it amrita, which means "divine nectar." Are you getting the feel of it? Mmm...

It's SO not pee. Here's a study that proves it: first of all, the smell is different. Female ejaculation smells wonderfully. It tastes really good too. The amounts of the liquid vary from woman to woman and from day to day. I know from my own experience - sometimes I will trickle a few drops, and other times the amount can be significant. These large amounts are truly amazing. And doctors won't give you an explanation to why it happens. Medicine accepts that some liquid can come from the Skene's gland, that's what female ejaculation is for them. But the abundant fluids cannot be explained by conventional medicine.

Here's a hint: female ejaculation is a MYSTICAL experience. It is directly related with your connection with the cycles of the Moon. If you pay attention you will notice that on some days of the month squirting is easier than on others. Tantra says that the ability to produce kalas is a woman's step into paranormal powers. It is the physical manifestation of sexual energy. How cool is that? AND YOU CAN DO THAT TOO.

The liquid is very precious. It has lots of healing properties, the results of which I have witnessed many times. Tantric people try not to waste a drop of it; they will drink it and rub it on the skin. It feels and tastes beautifully.

Nutzu3650XL wrote: Reading this turned me gay

Lewis_is_java wrote:

shit bro pass me ur digits NO HOMO THO

Nutzu3650XL wrote: my mans are you sure this isn't a copypasta it's fucking genius

TimeForPug wrote:
Screenshot Credit to me?

can i give ur dad the big sexe

Would you smash Luke?
Would you smash pug?
Would you smash Xeronise?

Dankmemes wrote: homie thats gay as fuck

are you a bOY?

Skrr Pull Up wrote:
he is too tall
he is too young
he is too...



idk he would legit try some genji shit on me

Are you a meme?

Skrr Pull Up wrote:
fuck outta here

Sada wrote:

is this even a question

Yes

no



ask, cunt

exus" is a pop song by the Japanese duo and idol unit ClariS, written by Kz. It was released as the unit's third single on September 14, 2011, by SME Records. The song was used as the theme song for the ninth volume of the Oreimo light novels and the opening theme of the Ore no Imōto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai Portable ga Tsuzuku Wake ga Nai video game.[1][2] A music video was produced for "Nexus", directed by Kazuaki Nakamura. The single peaked at No. 5 on Japan's weekly Oricon singles chart.

Contents
1 Composition
2 Release and reception
3 Music video
4 Track listing
5 Personnel
6 Charts
7 References
Composition
"Nexus" is a synthpop song with instrumentation from a synthesizer. According to a book of sheet music published by Shinko Music Entertainment, it is set in common time and moves at a tempo of 130 beats per minute in the E-flat major key throughout the song.[3] The introduction starts with the synthesized music and moves into the first verse with ClariS' vocals followed by the chorus. After a short bridge, this pattern is repeated for the second verse and chorus featuring the same music with different lyrics. The third verse starts immediately after the second, followed by another short bridge before the chorus as the outro. A coda accompanied by ClariS' vocals is used to close the song.

When writing the song, Kz aimed to compose a very complex melody that would excite its listeners, and although he loved the final product, he noted that it would be difficult for others to sing it together.[4] According to Clara, the lyrics are connected to Kirino Kosaka and Kuroneko in Oreimo and how they feel towards the protagonist Kyosuke Kosaka. Alice explains how the lyrics tell the story of gradually moving towards a happy ending even if you cannot honestly put your feelings into words.[5] The cover artwork features translucent glass formed into "ClariS" with air bubbles around it from a soft drink, and the art direction and design was handled by Motohiro Yamazaki.

Release and reception
"Nexus" was released in limited and regular editions on September 14, 2011, as a CD by SME Records in Japan.[6][7] The limited edition was packaged with Oreimo artwork and came bundled with a DVD containing the music video for "Nexus" in short and full versions.[8] The song peaked at No. 5 on Japan's weekly Oricon singles chart, selling 19,478 copies in its first week of sales, and charted for 10 weeks.[1][9] "Nexus" debuted and peaked on the Billboard Japan Hot 100 at No. 22.[10]

Music video
The music video is entirely animated and is directed by Kazuaki Nakamura. It begins with a computer desktop and the opening of a file which starts the song. The video primarily shows scenes from the 2010 anime series Oreimo blended with semi-animated illustrations of ClariS by Hiro Kanzaki, the original character designer of Oreimo.

Track listing
No. Title Lyrics Music Arrangement Length
1. "Nexus" Kz Kz Kz 4:52
2. "Don't cry" Yūki Odagiri Yūki Odagiri Yūki Odagiri 4:59
3. "Anata ni Fit" (アナタニFIT Fit for You) Hiroo Ōyagi Hiroo Ōyagi Hiroo Ōyagi 4:11
4. "Nexus (Instrumental)" Kz Kz 4:52
Total length: 18:54
DVD
No. Title Length
1. "Nexus (full ver.)" (Music Video) 4:52
2. "Nexus (short ver.)" (Music Video) 2:16
Total length: 7:08
Personnel
ClariS
Clara – vocals
Alice – vocals
Production
Takashi Koiwa – mixer
Kazuhiro Yamada – mixer
Yuji Chinone – mastering
Motohiro Yamazaki – art direction, design
Charts
Chart (2011) Peak
position
Japan Billboard Japan Hot 100[10] 22
Japan Oricon Weekly Singles[9] 5
References
"Oreimo Light Novel #9 Tops Sales Chart for 2nd Week". Anime News Network. September 21, 2011. Retrieved May 28, 2014.
"2nd Oreimo PSP Game's 3rd Promo Streamed". Anime News Network. May 2, 2012. Retrieved May 28, 2014.
Band Score ClariS Single Collection (in Japanese). Shinko Music Entertainment. March 20, 2012. ISBN 978-4-401-35665-2.
"矢面に立つという覚悟―kz(livetune)「Take Your Way」インタビュー" [The Resolve to Bear the Full Brung: Kz (Livetune) "Take Your Way" Interivew] (in Japanese). Zigg. Retrieved May 28, 2014.
"ClariS「nexus」インタビュー 1" [ClariS "Nexus" Interview 1]. Anican (in Japanese). AMS Corporation. October 24, 2011. Archived from the original on November 28, 2011. Retrieved May 28, 2014.
"nexus（通常盤）" [Nexus (regular edition)] (in Japanese). Sony Music Entertainment Japan. Retrieved May 28, 2014.
"nexus【期間生産限定盤】" [Nexus (limited production edition)] (in Japanese). Sony Music Entertainment Japan. Retrieved May 28, 2014.
"nexus (CD+DVD) (期間生産限定盤)" [Nexus (CD+DVD) (limited production edition)] (in Japanese). Tower Records. Retrieved May 28, 2014.
"Nexus" (in Japanese). Oricon. Retrieved May 28, 2014.
"Billboard Japan Hot 100 2011/09/26" (in Japanese). Billboard. Retrieved May 28, 2014.
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ClariS
Studio albums
Birthday Second Story Party Time Fairy Castle
EPs
Spring Tracks: Haru no Uta
Compilations
ClariS: Single Best 1st
Singles
"Irony" "Connect" "Nexus" "Naisho no Hanashi" "Wake Up" "Luminous" "Reunion" "Colorful" "Click" "Step" "Border" "Anemone" "Prism" "Gravity" "Again" "Hitorigoto" "Shiori"
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