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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203558

Everyone knows what a crush is, right?

I have one for quite some time that I shared with some people

If you do not know the personalities of this particular crush - let me explain:

This crush bought me my first tank, which I already made a post about some time ago, but I cannot find for some reason.

"So she is cool and all and nice towards everyone", I thought.

...and then I find out she's a communist.

:derp:

...and then I find out she studied communism and socialism longer than me

I thought that was impossible.

:derp: :derp: :derp: :derp:

It gets 50x better for me when you consider this chat we had today.

Yellow = Me

Red = The Crush





Ofc, no one really knows how to speak Serbian here except for me, so I'll translate!

Warning: Spoiler! [ Click to expand ]


I cringe with joy.
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203560

Good for you!

My crush has yet to arrive to my high school or still have to be born.
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203562

pozdravlayu tebya pazan
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203563

My crush said to me one ti....

oh wait no one speaks to me in real life
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203566

I am the Walrus wrote:
Good for you!

My crush has yet to arrive to my high school or still have to be born.

That made me cry and laugh.
BeaverOnAcid wrote:
pozdravlayu tebya pazan

Um...

DA!

idk what pazan is
Evilstewie.exe wrote:
My crush said to me one ti....

oh wait no one speaks to me in real life

Awh. ;w;
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203568

my crush is not gay and i am disappoint
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203569

Nerdlord wrote:
my crush is not gay and i am disappoint

Mate, if you do your filthy frank impression next to him / her, you'll get sum pussay toniiight
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203574

What can I say, disease is infectious.
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203576

Exrobite wrote:
What can I say, disease is infectious.

What can I say, minges are dicks.

Btw, how is it a disease spread by me if she studied it longer than me?

And how come I managed to "infect" everyone from my class into communism for a week?

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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203587

Meanwhile im still trying to convince people that ukip and the bnp are bad and they should support are party on the left SNP R.I.S.E Solidarity Scottish Greens etc but i know some girls who have good/similar political views :)
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203597

Le Scorpion is growing his stinger
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203653

good luck kinky scorpion

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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203655

ryryster wrote:
Meanwhile im still trying to convince people that ukip and the bnp are bad and they should support are party on the left SNP R.I.S.E Solidarity Scottish Greens etc but i know some girls who have good/similar political views :)

Let the spirit of Lenin guide you!

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Le Scorpion is growing his stinger

I may have laughed too hard at this.

It gets weirder when you consider the spear in scorpions hand from the Mortal Kombat Movie looks like a vagina getting penetrated. :whistle:

I still think the things I laughed at and said are wrong and that I am going to hell xd

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good luck kinky scorpion

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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203664

Good for you, lets hope it turns into something
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203668

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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203669

Slapy47 wrote:
Good for you, lets hope it turns into something

:blush:

Exrominge wrote:

Many bias. Such propaganda. Much wow.

Anyways, gj trying to convince others that communism is evil with shitposts on a thread not even based around communism.

Btw, that documentary should really be renamed to: "The USSR Revealed", even though even that wouldn't be accurate since most of it is just shit talk from the western leaders, but won't go into it.

My point is that what certain governments do may not actually resemble the communist ideology, like the North Korean Dictatorship.
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203670

>thread not based around communism

>First sentences are about communism.
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203671

Exrobite wrote:
>thread not based around communism

>First sentences are about communism.

>The actual first words are about crushes and my particular crush.

>And also about tanks.

>And it's mainly based around le crush.

Anyways, I won't really reply to you anymore since I know you start a lot of flame wars.
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203673

Scorpion torys are known for propaganda and terrible propaganda at that so dont listen to him
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*Scorpion squeels like an anime school girl* 9 years 3 months ago #203674

ryryster wrote:
Scorpion torys are known for propaganda and terrible propaganda at that so dont listen to him

I know.

Let's just not talk about Exrobite anymore so that no one can start a flame war, and stay on-topic pls.
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