TOPIC: umm yea... i am back! :)

What's up ZARP Community!

Just wanted to inform you guys that i am back from my VACation (Yes i am a c*nt i use the same joke that someone else used bla bla bla) in Croatia!

This is basically a thread with many categories, although i think you guys don't really give a shit. Annyyyyways.


OMG POOCHIE, I AM SO INTRUSTED, HOW WAS UR HOLIDAYS?

Let's just say it was one of my best holidays ever. You need to understand that we drive to the same place in croatia EVERY YEAR. And every time i was like "Okay, we have a house next to a beach, so let's play video games." Until this year. This year i didn't really give a shit about my fucking games and shit like that. This year I have really learned how that Island works i guess. And it fascinated me. You see, here in germany we don't have that, that people are really in a brilliant mood. In germany, to have fun people must either be stoned or drink A LOT of alcohol (I'm not sayin' that Alcohol is a bad thing, but let's say people have to drink A LOT.) In croatia, at the market, people are always nice to you, they are joking around, and sometimes even give you free shit! That's amazing in my opinion. There are parties going on there aswell so me and my best friend really had a great time! And then we also made 2 new friends, and after a few days of playing silly games and pissing off strangers, and taking fucking hilarious selfies (contact me on whatsapp for them xD) it felt like we all were friends for like years. Like i said, amazing. It really changed the way i look at things. And it is great that i will have my own car next year so i can drive there alone with my best friend. I can't wait.

Okay, soo what happened when you went back to germany?
Well since i had the best time of my life in Croatia, i had no doubt that i am gonna have a bad time in germany, cuz thats how my luck works. ANNYWAYS. Guess what fucking happened the moment we entered le germany.. I FUCKING GOT SICK. My voice was gone, I had a fever. My fucking brown skin pealed off. Yea gg mate. But that wasn't all. A few days ago, i was working out and shit. Suddenly i had the WORST fucking feeling ever. I looked at my friends and everything went blurry. Next thing i know i wake up, and realize i was on the ground. Great. Don't train too hard after 4 weeks of no training, thats all i can suggest you.

Soo poochie, what's with you and DarkRP/ZARPGaming in general?
I still love this community, theres awesome people here. I kinda feel sad that DarkRP have some staff-members that don't do their job, but I think this is going to be sorted out soon. The update wasn't a thing that got me playing again for a long term, but i guess it was alright. I will probably not return to DarkRP, but other servers... we'll see. I just got kicked off the last position i had in this community as an (sort of) important person. That was PERP. I don't want to talk about my feelings about this kick since i got kicked out while i was on holiday (which i announced). But yeah thanks to all PERP testers and Illum and HitmanJerry for the great time! Even if it didn't last long.

Okay poochie, is there anything else you will do besides going to school and playing cs go?
Yes, i will TRY to start making entertaining YouTube videos! Let's see how that goes. Also i have to manage my E-Sports team. Yea, i am a busy man.

POOCHIE, just because you were swimming in the croatian sea, doesn't mean you can be salty. Stop being salty pls.
No, F*CK OFF.

POOCHIE, are u gonna be active on the forums?
Of course, who else should rek the skrubs? What a stoopid question bruv.

And now my final words:
This post contains more words than 90% of the forum apps, lelelelelelelelelelelelel.


Love you all. See ya on teamspeak, bitches.

OMG POOCHIE WB

Welcome back buddy.

Still salty af, welcome back anyways.

Welcome back mate I remember the first time I met u and you called me a forum troll good old times

Great guy apache!

lmfao man See you on teamspeak

Good to see you're back buddy, hopefully we can make some more commercials!

See you around pooch.

dejkriz wrote:
Who are you?

Anyways see you on TS you skrub.

OH MAI GAWD! ITS POOCHES!
WB BBY!

hi

apooche welcome back

coming back when i do is good you xxxscrublordfegitxxx ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

welcome back

2 mny werds 4 meh

Welcome back helicopter! :3

i hope your maymays are 3dank5me

Welcome back!

Let me carry you on CS again.