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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151379

JohnnySmith wrote: Super Carla Runi Party wrote: I wish you're trolling Edit: Forgot the sarcastic emoji: Sorry bud, dead serious over here. Gonna try some of your advices some time	Doode Offline Senior Boarder Posts: 728 Thanks received: 76 Karma: 13
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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151380

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I see you all here are inexperienced with girls, girls addor: Chocolate, Pizza, Ice Cream, Burgers(not all), me, fast cars, guitar players, singers or drummers, did I mention they addor me? Because they do

So to pick up a girl you need to learn the guitar, drive up to her house in a fast car, such as a Ferrari, with a hot pizza while, playing the guitar. Say you are Johnny Smith. Take her to a restaurant and order 2 burgers and icecream( for desert ). After that take her home and at her doorstep lean in to kiss her as your lips are about to touch place a chocolate bar in her hand. (Make sure to not kiss her.)

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151383

JohnnySmith wrote:

I see you all here are inexperienced with girls, girls addor: Chocolate, Pizza, Ice Cream, Burgers(not all), me, fast cars, guitar players, singers or drummers, did I mention they addor me? Because they do

So to pick up a girl you need to learn the guitar, drive up to her house in a fast car, such as a Ferrari, with a hot pizza while, playing the guitar. Say you are Johnny Smith. Take her to a restaurant and order 2 burgers and icecream( for desert ). After that take her home and at her doorstep lean in to kiss her as your lips are about to touch place a chocolate bar in her hand. (Make sure to not kiss her.)

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Sounds like a lot of work bud, Just go have a couple drinks and call it a night. This applies both ways female and male.

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151385

RedPowder wrote:

JohnnySmith wrote:

I see you all here are inexperienced with girls, girls addor: Chocolate, Pizza, Ice Cream, Burgers(not all), me, fast cars, guitar players, singers or drummers, did I mention they addor me? Because they do

So to pick up a girl you need to learn the guitar, drive up to her house in a fast car, such as a Ferrari, with a hot pizza while, playing the guitar. Say you are Johnny Smith. Take her to a restaurant and order 2 burgers and icecream( for desert ). After that take her home and at her doorstep lean in to kiss her as your lips are about to touch place a chocolate bar in her hand. (Make sure to not kiss her.)

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Sounds like a lot of work bud, Just go have a couple drinks and call it a night. This applies both ways female and male.

What if.. both don't like drinking ?

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151386

RedPowder wrote:

JohnnySmith wrote:

I see you all here are inexperienced with girls, girls addor: Chocolate, Pizza, Ice Cream, Burgers(not all), me, fast cars, guitar players, singers or drummers, did I mention they addor me? Because they do

So to pick up a girl you need to learn the guitar, drive up to her house in a fast car, such as a Ferrari, with a hot pizza while, playing the guitar. Say you are Johnny Smith. Take her to a restaurant and order 2 burgers and icecream( for desert ). After that take her home and at her doorstep lean in to kiss her as your lips are about to touch place a chocolate bar in her hand. (Make sure to not kiss her.)

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Sounds like a lot of work bud, Just go have a couple drinks and call it a night. This applies both ways female and male.

Not everyone can afford drinks here bud, while my idea is very cheap

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151397

JohnnySmith wrote:

RedPowder wrote:

JohnnySmith wrote:

I see you all here are inexperienced with girls, girls addor: Chocolate, Pizza, Ice Cream, Burgers(not all), me, fast cars, guitar players, singers or drummers, did I mention they addor me? Because they do

So to pick up a girl you need to learn the guitar, drive up to her house in a fast car, such as a Ferrari, with a hot pizza while, playing the guitar. Say you are Johnny Smith. Take her to a restaurant and order 2 burgers and icecream( for desert ). After that take her home and at her doorstep lean in to kiss her as your lips are about to touch place a chocolate bar in her hand. (Make sure to not kiss her.)

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Sounds like a lot of work bud, Just go have a couple drinks and call it a night. This applies both ways female and male.

Not everyone can afford drinks here bud, while my idea is very cheap

Chocolate, Pizza, Ice Cream, Burgers(not all), me, fast cars, guitar players, singers or drummers
>You need money for that, and also money for the chocolate bar

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151403

Just be confident and be smooth. When I go on dates I like to take my other halfs to Nandos that place as some good ass chicken and it's cheap but looks nice from the outside so what you do is make a big deal about it and when you get there don't even let him/her look at the menu just be like what you feel tonight sugar plumb and name things that are cheap off the menu ( you can look up the menu before hand ) and when he/she picks one boom it's a done deal you got the meal paided for and now it's a done deal for the night.

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151405

RedPowder wrote:

Just be confident and be smooth. When I go on dates I like to take my other halfs to Nandos that place as some good ass chicken and it's cheap but looks nice from the outside so what you do is make a big deal about it and when you get there don't even let him/her look at the menu just be like what you feel tonight sugar plumb and name things that are cheap off the menu ( you can look up the menu before hand ) and when he/she picks one boom it's a done deal you got the meal paided for and now it's a done deal for the night.

Wait, are you giving serious tips ?

No rly guys stop trolling i need serious advices

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151407

Super Carla Runi Party wrote:

RedPowder wrote:

Just be confident and be smooth. When I go on dates I like to take my other halfs to Nandos that place as some good ass chicken and it's cheap but looks nice from the outside so what you do is make a big deal about it and when you get there don't even let him/her look at the menu just be like what you feel tonight sugar plumb and name things that are cheap off the menu ( you can look up the menu before hand ) and when he/she picks one boom it's a done deal you got the meal paided for and now it's a done deal for the night.

Wait, are you giving serious tips ?

This is one of the greatest tips and a 100% cereal.

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151408

RedPowder wrote:

Super Carla Runi Party wrote:

RedPowder wrote:

Just be confident and be smooth. When I go on dates I like to take my other halfs to Nandos that place as some good ass chicken and it's cheap but looks nice from the outside so what you do is make a big deal about it and when you get there don't even let him/her look at the menu just be like what you feel tonight sugar plumb and name things that are cheap off the menu ( you can look up the menu before hand ) and when he/she picks one boom it's a done deal you got the meal paided for and now it's a done deal for the night.

Wait, are you giving serious tips ?

This is one of the greatest tips and a 100% cereal.

Brb going out getting some chicks thanks Red !

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151413

RedPowder wrote:

Just be confident and be smooth. When I go on dates I like to take my other halfs to Nandos that place as some good ass chicken and it's cheap but looks nice from the outside so what you do is make a big deal about it and when you get there don't even let him/her look at the menu just be like what you feel tonight sugar plumb and name things that are cheap off the menu ( you can look up the menu before hand ) and when he/she picks one boom it's a done deal you got the meal paided for and now it's a done deal for the night.

Hey this is pretty good! Mind if I add this to my blog?

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151414

JohnnySmith wrote:

RedPowder wrote:

Just be confident and be smooth. When I go on dates I like to take my other halfs to Nandos that place as some good ass chicken and it's cheap but looks nice from the outside so what you do is make a big deal about it and when you get there don't even let him/her look at the menu just be like what you feel tonight sugar plumb and name things that are cheap off the menu ( you can look up the menu before hand ) and when he/she picks one boom it's a done deal you got the meal paided for and now it's a done deal for the night.

Hey this is pretty good! Mind if I add this to my blog?

Sure can bud. Haha You should probably fix all the grammar mistakes in it.

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151416

How I get chicks: Drive a tank up to her and scare her into submission.	ScorpionOnAcid Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 3434 Thanks received: 452 Karma: -2
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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151418

Scorpion wrote: How I get chicks: Drive a tank up to her and scare her into submission. My lolis would crush your tank, you won't get them like that !	Doode Offline Senior Boarder Posts: 728 Thanks received: 76 Karma: 13
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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151472

So this is how Patrice got CM? Ordering pizza's for the whole CM team :b Naah this is sure a lovely thought, especially considering she said she was craving pizza x)	RandomdudeDK Offline Legendary Member It's always 420 somewhere Posts: 1782 Thanks received: 675 Karma: 31
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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151483

Super Carla Runi Party wrote:

RedPowder wrote:

Just be confident and be smooth. When I go on dates I like to take my other halfs to Nandos that place as some good ass chicken and it's cheap but looks nice from the outside so what you do is make a big deal about it and when you get there don't even let him/her look at the menu just be like what you feel tonight sugar plumb and name things that are cheap off the menu ( you can look up the menu before hand ) and when he/she picks one boom it's a done deal you got the meal paided for and now it's a done deal for the night.

Wait, are you giving serious tips ?

No rly guys stop trolling i need serious advices

Get drunk together and have a laugh. Problem is you'll got to have the balls to text her the next day.

OT: that's pretty damn sweet

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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151490

Love does some extremly wierd things to people..... i really wanna be loved though SEND ME PIZZA GUYS!	Keith Cozart Offline Former Community Manager The one and only Keith Cozart Posts: 3762 Thanks received: 1083 Karma: 6
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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151504

Patrice got to send you pizza now. Fridays are now Pizza Fridays ... Send people pizza But thank you for the pizza	ManyaJayne Offline Legendary Member Posts: 134 Thanks received: 83 Karma: 7
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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151591

A question: How would he know where you live?	BigNoobUsername Offline User is blocked Posts: 1708 Thanks received: 274 Karma: -4
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When you get free pizza :D 9 years 6 months ago #151595

The opposite happened to me, a friend ordered a pizza to my house with out me knowing and I had to pay for it, and I didn't want pizza. The only time I don't want pizza, I get pizza ordered to my door and I have to pay £17.50 for some crappy spicy pizza which I don't like.	stratiic Offline User is blocked spitting in your mum's twat Posts: 4803 Thanks received: 1452 Karma: -20
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