EviIstewie wrote:
Jesus fucking Christ I was so stuck thinking about 2017 I forgot the rest of friends I made.
Could be cm banned but name was close to wizardry tortoise. Played league with him a fair amount and went ice skating twice which was pretty good although it took him 90 fucking mins to do his laces.
On top of that I beat brazzeraxe at footgolf twice which was a fat dub thats close to my heart
And of course the one and only
DonkeyCow23 (I first knew him as that so thats what im using, not hard to guess who it is). I was good friends before even joining zarp, went over his house and saw he had garry's mod, I had watched hours of yoggscast play it and tried it for myself and loved it. A few months past and I got my computer one of the first things I got was garry's mod, me and him would spend some time on sandbox. I had no idea garry's mod had so many online gamemodes, our favorite was jailbreak on zarp on the lego map (I probs still remember all secrets) then we found we made a fucking perfect team to cause problems and troll so that became our day to day, troll zarp jailbreak. At about a month in he mentioned darkrp aka ssrp and I was like NAH FUCK THAT JAILBREAK but after some convincing I logged on it was on townsend I believe and I thought the taser was cool as fuck, played for a bit and I went back to jailbreak. About a week later he explain he was in the brotherhood and the brotherhood was at war against the harpers so I was like OH DAMN I wanna be in a gang so I joined s2 which was bloc42 and my first proper ssrp memory as a 13 year old squeaker was mass rdming everyone in the harpers because being a little rebel I didn't read the rules I just accepted them. I mass rdmed them because I thought thats how I would get into the brotherhood (like bloods and crips) and that is also the day I got my first 3 week ban (surprise surprise). After the three weeks I got into the brotherhood from dcx himself and all day and night was zarp bloc42 underground basing and just loving every second of it. Then the swap over to EvilMelon we started a gang "The Menaces" we grew it and became one of the strongest on the server with such amazing members like Hoi and Nexize. Then during this time had some fucking amazing multiple hour long rp moments with Kemi in the mayor bunker. Then came the fourth empire chapter which I would say was one of my fondest memories of ssrp the gang war between us were fantastic. Then rockford came along and things dipped for us on the server. Stuff went stale and the best moments were replaced with chasing them which became more and more distant so trolling started, finding ways to raid under the map or mass rdm etc. Then evo city s3 happened which resparked the fun that we had on jailbreak with mass cdm but also where I felt like everything was going it was at the stage of overpowered items and people caring more about getting rich than playing. Around this time we were working together for a pop up ice rink which was a good chuckle at times (big up Chris am I right, admitted to pissing on the generators, he still comes up to me if he sees me in town asking if I own a motorbike and its like nah bruv Ive never owned one or he will ask if I am still with "my lady friend" also from ice rink and its like no for the 20th time we split a year+ ago) (sorry everyone only me and him understand that but its too good to ignore) Then I started to fade away from ssrp and he went the other way working the way up the ranks so we branched off apart from the occasional hello how you doing. A fair while passed with not a lot till recently getting back into ssrp somewhat as a role switch. If i've missed any of the greatest memories over the 6 years we've been at zarp let me know. That was a pretty sad trip down memory lane and its mental to think we "grew up" and "matured" while at zarp even if we don't show it haha. You better have read every single part of that cause its good memories although sad its gone you truly are a fantastic friend and we had some fucking great times causing havoc at zarp
Inb4 "cringe" well piss off lol im going over a massive part of my life from 2013/14-present day
YOU LOST TWICE MAN
Also big up donkeycow23