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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1098996

Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099005

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Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
10 days of jail bruh!
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099006

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Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
10 days of jail bruh!
I'm 17 man, I don't want to leave my PC for 10 days :')
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099009

Calvin Johnson wrote:
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Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
10 days of jail bruh!
I'm 17 man, I don't want to leave my PC for 10 days :')
shoot the cops?
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099010

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Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
10 days of jail bruh!
I'm 17 man, I don't want to leave my PC for 10 days :')
shoot the cops?
Most coppers in Denmark don't have guns so suicide by cop wouldn't be an option.
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099011

Calvin Johnson wrote:
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Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
10 days of jail bruh!
I'm 17 man, I don't want to leave my PC for 10 days :')
shoot the cops?
Most coppers in Denmark don't have guns so suicide by cop wouldn't be an option.
but if you shoot them they can't shoot back then when their dead just run!
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099012

So you intended to have it delivered to you?
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099013

Calvin Johnson wrote:
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Calvin Johnson wrote:
JoshuaIsGreat wrote:
Calvin Johnson wrote:
Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
10 days of jail bruh!
I'm 17 man, I don't want to leave my PC for 10 days :')
shoot the cops?
Most coppers in Denmark don't have guns so suicide by cop wouldn't be an option.

this man is talking about suicide by cop over 10 days in jail
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099014

Nafe wrote:
Calvin Johnson wrote:
JoshuaIsGreat wrote:
Calvin Johnson wrote:
JoshuaIsGreat wrote:
Calvin Johnson wrote:
Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
10 days of jail bruh!
I'm 17 man, I don't want to leave my PC for 10 days :')
shoot the cops?
Most coppers in Denmark don't have guns so suicide by cop wouldn't be an option.

this man is talking about suicide by cop over 10 days in jail
LOL
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099016

proof or fake
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099017

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So you intended to have it delivered to you?
Fuck yeah
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099018

Nafe wrote:
Calvin Johnson wrote:
JoshuaIsGreat wrote:
Calvin Johnson wrote:
JoshuaIsGreat wrote:
Calvin Johnson wrote:
Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
10 days of jail bruh!
I'm 17 man, I don't want to leave my PC for 10 days :')
shoot the cops?
Most coppers in Denmark don't have guns so suicide by cop wouldn't be an option.

this man is talking about suicide by cop over 10 days in jail
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099020

not synthesising your own lsd feelsweirdman
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099024

Who the fuck use/sell LSD.. be a good boy and sell damn steroids..
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099026

At-least you didn't child P***
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099027

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At-least you didn't child P***
wonder who done that in the last week :/
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099028

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At-least you didn't child P***
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099029

Its fine someone will use the bail NPC
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099030

Calvin Johnson wrote:
JoshuaIsGreat wrote:
Calvin Johnson wrote:
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Calvin Johnson wrote:
Police received a package with LSD in it in the mail meant for me. Could be looking at 10+ days of jail and a 500 USD fine. Yikers.
10 days of jail bruh!
I'm 17 man, I don't want to leave my PC for 10 days :')
shoot the cops?
Most coppers in Denmark don't have guns so suicide by cop wouldn't be an option.
Forgot you live on that weird island somehow still considered Denmark. Cause freaking every cop on Sjælland wears body armor and a Heckler & Koch USP Compact 9mm, and some Mp5's. They are full sicko mode men!!
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Yikers (maybe going to jail?) 5 years 7 months ago #1099033

Damn could've spent that $500 on booster packs :(
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