Login to ZARP
Username: Password: Remember me
  • Page:
  • 1
  • 2

TOPIC: Best 4K I’ve ever spent

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098574

He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
  • Sam the Sausage
  • Sam the Sausage's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Diamond Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • Narcan sneedor
  • Posts: 3513
  • Thanks received: 1655
  • Karma: -60
Login or register to post a reply.

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098623

Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
  • Micky
  • Micky's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Mythical Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • Posts: 5775
  • Thanks received: 7911
  • Karma: -42
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: schnitzel nazi

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098737

Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
Two of the sentences were me just explaining that the franchise has been struggling for a good 8 years, but alright. Also me just explaining what the animatronics did when I used to go there ~10-12 years ago, they just moved back and forth and closed and opened their mouths, at a friends party we had like 2 kids get their hands stuck in the mouth of one of them.
  • Sam the Sausage
  • Sam the Sausage's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Diamond Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • Narcan sneedor
  • Posts: 3513
  • Thanks received: 1655
  • Karma: -60
Login or register to post a reply.

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098753

Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
Two of the sentences were me just explaining that the franchise has been struggling for a good 8 years, but alright. Also me just explaining what the animatronics did when I used to go there ~10-12 years ago, they just moved back and forth and closed and opened their mouths, at a friends party we had like 2 kids get their hands stuck in the mouth of one of them.
Don't talk ill of his animatronics, that kid has enough money to buy and sell you, and that is his birthday money from his father :O
  • Micky
  • Micky's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Mythical Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • Posts: 5775
  • Thanks received: 7911
  • Karma: -42
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: schnitzel nazi

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098757

Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
Two of the sentences were me just explaining that the franchise has been struggling for a good 8 years, but alright. Also me just explaining what the animatronics did when I used to go there ~10-12 years ago, they just moved back and forth and closed and opened their mouths, at a friends party we had like 2 kids get their hands stuck in the mouth of one of them.
Don't talk ill of his animatronics, that kid has enough money to buy and sell you, and that is his birthday money from his father :O
His parents have got a stupid amount of money, I'd honestly pretend to be an animatronic for a week to get his monthly allowance
  • Sam the Sausage
  • Sam the Sausage's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Diamond Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • Narcan sneedor
  • Posts: 3513
  • Thanks received: 1655
  • Karma: -60
Last Edit: 5 years 8 months ago by Sam the Sausage.
Login or register to post a reply.

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098768

Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
Two of the sentences were me just explaining that the franchise has been struggling for a good 8 years, but alright. Also me just explaining what the animatronics did when I used to go there ~10-12 years ago, they just moved back and forth and closed and opened their mouths, at a friends party we had like 2 kids get their hands stuck in the mouth of one of them.
Don't talk ill of his animatronics, that kid has enough money to buy and sell you, and that is his birthday money from his father :O
His parents have got a stupid amount of money, I'd honestly pretend to be an animatronic for a week to get his monthly allowance
I mean the cash is alright, but I would not to having big man Joe attempting to do sexual activities with me. I mean for real, who knows what that kid does with his animatronics.
  • Micky
  • Micky's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Mythical Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • Posts: 5775
  • Thanks received: 7911
  • Karma: -42
Last Edit: 5 years 8 months ago by Micky.
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: schnitzel nazi, Sam the Sausage

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098796

Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
Two of the sentences were me just explaining that the franchise has been struggling for a good 8 years, but alright. Also me just explaining what the animatronics did when I used to go there ~10-12 years ago, they just moved back and forth and closed and opened their mouths, at a friends party we had like 2 kids get their hands stuck in the mouth of one of them.
Don't talk ill of his animatronics, that kid has enough money to buy and sell you, and that is his birthday money from his father :O
His parents have got a stupid amount of money, I'd honestly pretend to be an animatronic for a week to get his monthly allowance
I mean the cash is alright, but I would not to having big man Joe attempting to do sexual activities with me. I mean for real, who knows what that kid does with his animatronics.

LOL IF I WAS AN ANIMATRONIC THAT JOE BURGLY OWNED MY WHOLES WOULD BE DUMMY RESIZED
  • 0yc37xrk6m
  • 0yc37xrk6m's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Adept Boarder
  • ZARP VIP Golden Blue Badge
  • Posts: 6727
  • Thanks received: 1994
  • Karma: 44
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Nafe, Sam the Sausage

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098832

Baldy Joeburglar wrote:
Lol here’s the proof
dear god
  • Clarky
  • Clarky's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Former Community Manager
  • ZARP VIP Gold Badge
  • I love Henny
  • Posts: 16828
  • Thanks received: 9584
  • Karma: 983
Login or register to post a reply.

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098837

Think its missing half its head chief

  • illegalimmigrant
  • illegalimmigrant's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Gold Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • dont worry im hilarious
  • Posts: 1726
  • Thanks received: 535
  • Karma: -87
Login or register to post a reply.

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 8 months ago #1098838

illegalimmigrant514 wrote:
Think its missing half its head chief


nightmare fuel...
  • Nafe
  • Nafe's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Former Community Manager
  • ZARP VIP Golden Blue Badge
  • Posts: 18665
  • Thanks received: 8623
  • Karma: -378
Login or register to post a reply.

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 7 months ago #1099069

Nafe wrote:
illegalimmigrant514 wrote:
Think its missing half its head chief


nightmare fuel...
no one points out the fact it looks light short circet
  • Salted Wine
  • Salted Wine's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Expert Boarder
  • ZARP VIP Golden Blue Badge
  • Posts: 1178
  • Thanks received: 224
  • Karma: -25
Sinz #1 Hater , Banned for being based!
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: Lefty.

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 7 months ago #1099072

Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
Two of the sentences were me just explaining that the franchise has been struggling for a good 8 years, but alright. Also me just explaining what the animatronics did when I used to go there ~10-12 years ago, they just moved back and forth and closed and opened their mouths, at a friends party we had like 2 kids get their hands stuck in the mouth of one of them.
Don't talk ill of his animatronics, that kid has enough money to buy and sell you, and that is his birthday money from his father :O
His parents have got a stupid amount of money, I'd honestly pretend to be an animatronic for a week to get his monthly allowance
I mean the cash is alright, but I would not to having big man Joe attempting to do sexual activities with me. I mean for real, who knows what that kid does with his animatronics.
(p*rn hub intro plays) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
  • Salted Wine
  • Salted Wine's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Expert Boarder
  • ZARP VIP Golden Blue Badge
  • Posts: 1178
  • Thanks received: 224
  • Karma: -25
Sinz #1 Hater , Banned for being based!
Login or register to post a reply.

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 7 months ago #1099075

Baldy Joeburglar wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
Two of the sentences were me just explaining that the franchise has been struggling for a good 8 years, but alright. Also me just explaining what the animatronics did when I used to go there ~10-12 years ago, they just moved back and forth and closed and opened their mouths, at a friends party we had like 2 kids get their hands stuck in the mouth of one of them.
Don't talk ill of his animatronics, that kid has enough money to buy and sell you, and that is his birthday money from his father :O
His parents have got a stupid amount of money, I'd honestly pretend to be an animatronic for a week to get his monthly allowance
I mean the cash is alright, but I would not to having big man Joe attempting to do sexual activities with me. I mean for real, who knows what that kid does with his animatronics.
(p*rn hub intro plays) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

can i have 1 animatronic please
  • 0yc37xrk6m
  • 0yc37xrk6m's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Adept Boarder
  • ZARP VIP Golden Blue Badge
  • Posts: 6727
  • Thanks received: 1994
  • Karma: 44
Login or register to post a reply.

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 7 months ago #1099076

Nikoo wrote:
Baldy Joeburglar wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
Two of the sentences were me just explaining that the franchise has been struggling for a good 8 years, but alright. Also me just explaining what the animatronics did when I used to go there ~10-12 years ago, they just moved back and forth and closed and opened their mouths, at a friends party we had like 2 kids get their hands stuck in the mouth of one of them.
Don't talk ill of his animatronics, that kid has enough money to buy and sell you, and that is his birthday money from his father :O
His parents have got a stupid amount of money, I'd honestly pretend to be an animatronic for a week to get his monthly allowance
I mean the cash is alright, but I would not to having big man Joe attempting to do sexual activities with me. I mean for real, who knows what that kid does with his animatronics.
(p*rn hub intro plays) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

can i have 1 animatronic please
no you ahole
  • Salted Wine
  • Salted Wine's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Expert Boarder
  • ZARP VIP Golden Blue Badge
  • Posts: 1178
  • Thanks received: 224
  • Karma: -25
Sinz #1 Hater , Banned for being based!
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: 0yc37xrk6m

Best 4K I’ve ever spent 5 years 7 months ago #1099131

Baldy Joeburglar wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
Tamaninja wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
He probably just bought a fucking endoskeleton that moves back and forth. That's what all the Chuck E Cheese animatronics do for anyone that doesn't have it in their country. Also most likely bought this from one of many of the locations that is liquidating due to lack of popularity. Joeburglar is probably so young that he never even experienced it when it was incredibly popular.
Man wrote a paragraph and everything, it isn't that deep lad!!!!
Let the kid flex his weekly pocket money
Two of the sentences were me just explaining that the franchise has been struggling for a good 8 years, but alright. Also me just explaining what the animatronics did when I used to go there ~10-12 years ago, they just moved back and forth and closed and opened their mouths, at a friends party we had like 2 kids get their hands stuck in the mouth of one of them.
Don't talk ill of his animatronics, that kid has enough money to buy and sell you, and that is his birthday money from his father :O
His parents have got a stupid amount of money, I'd honestly pretend to be an animatronic for a week to get his monthly allowance
I mean the cash is alright, but I would not to having big man Joe attempting to do sexual activities with me. I mean for real, who knows what that kid does with his animatronics.
(p*rn hub intro plays) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Niko:
  • Micky
  • Micky's Avatar
  • Offline
  • Mythical Boarder
  • ZARP VIP
  • Posts: 5775
  • Thanks received: 7911
  • Karma: -42
Login or register to post a reply.
The following user(s) said Thank You: schnitzel nazi
  • Page:
  • 1
  • 2
Time to create page: 0.139 seconds

192 PLAYERS ONLINE

Connect to server View Gametracker DarkRP 1
8/127
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Deathrun
0/40
online
Connect to server View Gametracker TTT
0/47
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Bhop
0/32
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Surf
3/32
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Prop Hunt
13/42
online
Connect to server View Gametracker Sandbox
0/42
online
Connect to server Discord
168/913
online
Top