TOPIC: Kyber's Q and A

How did you get so tall?
Dr Richard tried some weird shit on me
Can you + my karma good sir?
Done it before!
What this thing called "going out side"?
Not sure
How rich are you?
Poor
Do you know why Annie bullies me?
Yes
1 + 5 = 5
2 + 5 = 12
3 + 6 = 21

What is 8 + 11?
19
Are you going to answer my questions?
No
Will you ever go for CM?
Of course
Was it abuse when my maths teach through a pen lid at someone?
Depends who it was
What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?
I resigned and called Eddie gay does that count
What food is delicious but a pain to eat?
Calamari
Who was your craziest / most interesting teacher
Dr Richard
What was the last photo you took?
Of my friend sticking his middle finger up at me
What is the most amazing slow motion video you’ve seen?
I’m too epic for that
Where are some unusual places you’ve been?
Mauritius, Dubai, Dominican Republic
What’s the spiciest thing you’ve ever eaten?
Cheeky Nando’s with Eddie
What’s the most expensive thing you’ve broken?
I broke an Apple Mac at school and didn’t have to pay for it
Do you think that aliens exist?
Kai exists so yeah
What’s the most interesting building you’ve ever seen or been in?
The one with the big water slide that’s famous in Dubai
How do you judge a person?
By their looks and personality
If someone narrated your life, who would you want to be the narrator?
Agent and Void
What’s something people don’t worry about but really should?
The size of their nose
Why do you like sausage rolls so much?
Ham roll
What movie quotes do you use on a regular basis?
You’re a penguin by dr Richard
Am I getting these of a website no no no
Yes
Do you think that children born today will have better or worse lives than their parents?
Worse as overpopulation will cause the hunger games
What’s the funniest joke you know by heart?
It’s long and I’m lazy
What’s the funniest actual name you’ve heard of someone having?
Akshit
Which charity or charitable cause is most deserving of money?
The donate to kyber charity
What’s the most ironic thing you’ve seen happen?
The book of dust not having dust on it
If magic was real, what spell would you try to learn first?
The spell to end all of humanity
If you were a ghost and could possess people, what would you make them do?
Die
What goal do you think humanity is not focused enough on achieving?
Destroying Fortnite and making Elon musk president
What problem are you currently grappling with?
Sleeping
What character in a movie could have been great, but the actor they cast didn’t fit the role?
In my own movie I don’t think dr Richard fit the guy of being rdmed, but I replaced him with Eddie
What game have you spent the most hours playing?
Modern warfare 3
What’s the most comfortable bed or chair you’ve ever been in?
My bed
What’s the craziest conversation you’ve overheard?
Didn’t overhear it but there’s a video of some girls saying some nice things about me! Very out of the ordinary!
What’s the hardest you’ve ever worked?
When I was in my maths test yesterday
What movie, picture, or video always makes you laugh no matter how often you watch it?
I cannot post it here because it is too funny
If animals could talk, which animal would be the most annoying?
The human
What’s the most addicted to a game you’ve ever been?
Ya boi used to get up at 4AM to play MW3
Do you eat food that’s past its expiration date if it still smells and looks fine?
Yes
What do you want to be when you're older?
Not sure, probably an accountant
What’s the most ridiculous thing you have bought?
My school got 4 million pounds and spent it on Dildos of different shades of skin colour and hundreds of condoms. Not me but Idc!
What’s the funniest comedy skit you’ve seen?
None
What’s the most depressing meal you’ve eaten?
On my last day on holiday there were many shrimp that the chef cooked in garlic for me but I was sad
What outdoor activity haven’t you tried, but would like to?
Rocketball
What’s the funniest thing you’ve done or you have seen?
Prestige invalid before he resigned from sa
What really needs to be modernized?
Horses
How comfortable are you speaking in front of large groups of people?
About a 7 out of 10
Are you happy with the state of ZARP and where it is going?
Partially
When was the last time you immediately regretted something you said?
When I said some very mean hing to someone
What did you think was going to be amazing but turned out to be horrible?
Fortnite
What animal or plant do you think should be renamed?
Be sensible lol
The rise should be named the kyber
What was the best thing that happened to you today?
I skived the flu vaccinations but now I have to have it tomorrow
What languages do you wish you could speak?
Serbian so I can speak to dr Richard
What’s something that everyone, absolutely everyone, in the entire world can agree on?
Kyber for prop hunt owner
What country is the strangest?
Serbia because dr Richard lives there
What’s the funniest word in the English language?
It is offensive
How do you make yourself sleep when you can’t seem to get to sleep?
Close my eyes
What are some of the best holidays you’ve had?
Ya boy went to the Dominican Republic
What’s the craziest video you’ve ever seen?
One of some kid getting hit by a bus whilst doing a Fortnite dance
What has been blown way out of proportion?
Brexit
What’s about to get much better?
Brexit
What are some clever examples of misdirection you’ve seen?
Dr Richard
What do you think about me?
I thought we were friends
Is this the next level of shitposting?
Not anymore
What’s your funniest story involving a CM?
Calling out captain firework
What did you Google last?
Idk
What’s the dumbest thing someone has argued with you about?
Whether racism is the same as disagreeing with religion
What qualities do all your friends have in common?
They’re my friends
Who in your life has the best / worst luck?
Me
What’s the funniest thing you’ve seen a kid do?
Grabbed some girls arse it was pretty funny in the context and how no one cared
What’s your secret talent?
I’m me
What’s something that everyone agrees we should change, but somehow it never changes?
BREXIT NEWS
What trend are you tired of?
BREXIT
What company do you despise?
he government
When was the most inappropriate time you busted out in laughter?
When we were talking about when we consider someone as dead and I thought of some brain dead kid and started laughing
What word do you always misspell?
kim
What’s the funniest TV show you’ve ever seen?
I don’t watch tv
What’s something that everyone knows is true, but we don’t like to admit it?
When someone likes a girl
What’s the weirdest text or email you’ve gotten?
Some Indian text scammer told me my bank had been robbed and to give me my card number to help recover my money
What always cheers you up when you think about it?
Me
What’s the most boring sport, and what would you do to make it more exciting?
Rugby, make it less likely to break your arms
What animal would you most like to eat?
Pig
What was the worst shopping experience you’ve ever had? If you have had one.
Not had one
What was the most important appointment or deadline you missed?
None
Which parent are you closer to and why?
Myself
What was the best phase in your life?
Now
What was the worst phase of your life?
Now
What makes you feel accomplished?
Sleeping
Are you more into looks or brains?
Both
What kind of parent do you think you will be?
Homeless probably
What was your favorite part of the day?
Bed time
What was your least favorite part of the day?
School time
What’s one of your most favorite memories?
Sleeping
If you had £20, what would you do with it?
Spend it
What makes a good friend?
They are a respectable human being
Describe yourself in one word.
PropHuntserverowner
What’s your favourite book?
I’m illiterate
What’s your favourite meal?
Seafood galore
What’s your favourite dessert?
Ginger fudge cake
If you could make your own movie, what would you call it?
Rdming part 1
What is your favorite word?
Kyber
What’s the funniest thing you can think of?
Nothing
If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
My bed would be bigger
If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
My bed
If you had to leave home for an emergency, what 3 things would you take?
My bed
What do you think you need to work on?
Sleeping
If you were Priminister, what would you do first?
Make stupid laws for money
If you could outlaw one vegetable, what would it be?
Courgette
What do you miss about being little?
Being able to sleep
What’s the hardest part about growing up?
Sleeping
What’s the best thing about growing up?
Sleeping
What do you think your first job will be?
Homeless
Who do you admire the most?
Dr Richard
What’s your most embarrassing moment?
Dunno
What do you like most about school?
Pe
What do you like least about school?
Work
What’s the most important part of being a happy family?
Have a family
What goal to you have for this year?
Sleep, work out more
What’s your idea of a perfect day?
Sleep and seafood
What’s your favourite season?
Summer
If you could eat one food every day, what would it be?
Calamari
If you could meet anyone from history, who would it be?
Richie
What do you think you need to work on?
Sleep
If you could be any animal for a day, what would you be?
Cat
If you were invisible for a day, what would you do?
Sleep
If you went back in time, what would you do?
Buy apple
If you could make one law, what would it be?
I can rob anyone I want
What’s your most favourite breakfast food?
Bacon
What’s your most favourite lunch food?
Prawns
What’s your most favourite dinner food?
Calamari and prawns
If you could shrink down to ant-sized, what would you do?
Expand inside thanos
If you were 100 feet tall, what would you do?
Sleep
What do you like better: going to bed, or waking up?
Going to bed
What’s your favorite tv show?
I don’t watch tv
If you could invent an app, what would it do?
Sell for really expensive
Would you rather always wear wet clothes or never shower again?
Always wear wet clothes
Would you rather always feeling like you have to sneeze or that you are always being tickled?
Tickled
Would you rather have tentacles for arms or legs?
Both
Would you rather wear your shoes on the wrong feet or wear your pants backwards?
Shoes on the wrong feet
Would you rather skydive or scuba dive?
Skydive
Would you rather have £100 or give £1000 to charity?
I’d make a fake charity and give 1000 to it
Would you rather spend a night in a cemetery or a haunted house?
Dead
Would you rather be invisible or be able to walk through walls?
Be able to walk through walls
Would you rather go back in time or into the future?
Into the future
Would you rather see everything in slow motion or in fast forward?
Slow motion
Would you rather be alone or with friends?
Friends
Would you rather crawl or hop everywhere?
Hop
Would you rather have a pet monkey or reindeer?
Monkey
Would you rather listen to music or read a book?
Music
Would you rather have a car that could fly or go underwater?
Fly
Would you rather eat cake or ice cream?
Cake
Would you rather clean your room or the table after dinner?
Table
Would you rather have a pet goat or chicken?
Chicken
Would you rather camp in a tent or a camper?
Camper
Would you rather live 100 years ago or 100 years in the future?
Future
Would you rather eat dinner naked or take a shower with your clothes on?
Eat dinner naked
What do you see yourself doing in 5 years?
Sleeping
What do you see yourself doing in 10 years?
Sleeping
What do you see yourself doing in 50 years?
Being dead
What do you do when you feel bored?
Sleep
Who is your hero and why?
Shemima begum
Do you have a favorite movie?
The bee movie
What music makes you particularly happy?
jah
How do you handle stress?
Sleep
What do you enjoy doing for fun?
Sleeping
Do you read? If so what?
No
What really makes you angry and why?
You
What makes you most afraid?
This q and a
Do you have a favourite colour?
Purple
What do you think of bullying?
Bully someone if it’s funny
Do you think of yourself as religious or spiritual?
Kind of
What subjects in school do you enjoy learning about?
Maths
What would be the click-bait title?
Hanaana the banana
Do you think that humans will ever be able to live together in harmony?
Nope
Will world war III happen?
Yes
What’s the scariest nonhorror movie?
I’m not a scary movie person
What’s the scariest horror movie?
Don’t watch horror
What’s the most amazing true story you’ve heard?
Nothing I hear is true
What do you think could be done to improve the world?
Brexit properly
What’s the worst movie?
Eddies
What’s the most annoying noise? Not my voice!
Your voice