TOPIC: What is the craziest thing you have done in school

Odds that 99% of what was claimed to of happened on this thread is complete and utter bullshit?

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Story time haha. My freshman year of highschool I got put into Ip (Intervention Program) for 3 trimester for yelling at my Science teacher. I was yelling at him about how much of a dick he is and how I wanted to kill him and his family.

Sophomore year, I was at the same school as I was my freshman year but got expelled in the first month of school for not only beating the security guards but 3 other teachers. It started with one teacher telling me I was an idiot and it pissed me off as for I am a straight A student. But after this teacher called me an idiot I looked at him and said "Say that 1 more fucking time" He then told me he's calling security (keep in mind we are in the 3rd cafeteria in the school located by the student parking lot) and I just start hitting him over and over. 2 more teachers came in trying to stop me but I ended up hurting them to. I had to be tazed twice to be stopped. I was expelled after that. I ended up moving to a different school that everyone though they were gangbangers and I knew shit was about to go down. Nobody there repped shit but always said they did, so I called a few people and had about 20 Bloods show up and ended up in a large gun fight behind the school. No Blood was charged for anything that happened due to us getting away.

Junior year, not alot happened. I spent most my time ignoring everyone

Senior year. The start of my senior year was all good until towards the end of the year I was sent to alternative. I was sent there because I've skipped over 3 months of school. My first week of Alt Ed. I got kicked out and expelled from that school for cussing out all the teachers and counslers. They were all being very rude and disrespectful to everyone and I didn't like it. The teacher was yelling at a student for not passing an exam and I got up and threw the whole desk at him and broke his collarbone. After all that happened I walked out to my Harley did a big ass burnout and took off at about 70 MPH.

Craziest thing i did was: I "DID IT" on My Period

thrown a rubber duck over the fence

Skary wrote:
is this mission impossible 7 jk what a crazy stuff lol no wonder cops did not come xd

WeeTrooper wrote: How is that crazy and what does it have to do with school lmao

Clarky wrote: Kid talks out of his ass 10/10 false ign

Touched a kid in the toilets

Got suspended for talking, apperantly bullying the teacher...

Got lots of stuff i wanna keep private.
But to mention a little, I once skipped school for3 weeks in a row without telling either parents or teachers.

Went back the day my mother busted me.
She came home like 2 hours after leaving cuz she had been to the dentist with my brother.

Moving this post to the correct section after having completely looked over it for nearly 4 weeks.

Well, that may shock some of you youngsters, but here goes ...

My first day at school was crazy. My teacher looked at me in the eyes and told me : "Take a piece of paper. Write down your name, before I shit down your neck, b*tch. And with a blue pen."

So I started writing down my name. With a black pen. My classmates tried to stop me from doing this, but I had to do it. For justice.

When he saw my actions, the teacher went into full angry mode. So i entered in fighting mode, and prepared myself to duke it out here and now. He jumped at me, throwing insanely rapid-fast punches. All I did was dodging, angered him even more. But then, as I was about to counter one of his kick, he grinned, and suddenly time stopped.

When I came back to my senses. My friends looked in total awe at my feet. The teacher laughed maniacally when he saw my expression of horror : my black pen was cut in half. The one my grandpa offered me. Then, it was like time stopped again, but for me only.

I got a flashback of my grandpa. "Grandson, you will encounter many big meanies out there. Their only purpose in life is to break you, and everything you love, beginning with your freedom, to your will to write with a black pen. Never let them have their way. Now finish this stupid story already, attention whore".

As I regained my senses, and a manly tear down my eye, I nodded at the sky through the window, and dashed at the fucker. He dashed at me too, and our fist clashed, creating a shockwave so powerful, all windows broke, my classmates fighting against the pressure to not die from epicness. After a few seconds of silence, as we both looked at each other furiously, his face began being distorted, and burst. I threw my paper with my name on his remains, and slowly walked out of the classroom, under a rain of blood.

Then I got home and drank some orange juice in front of the television

dude this one time I broke a MECHANICAL pencil

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Sam the Sausage wrote: OMFG BRO NO FUCKING WAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Failed my GCSE's

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