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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550264

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You get to play PUBG with Para but he CM bans you because you won

I wish I could aim
Eh para isn't too good at it anyway kappa
You can aim but when you try to use a tgun it locks onto the floor and automatticly shoots and when you use a gloun it glouns yourself

I wish i could be rich on ssrp jk

You get rich on ssrp but you lose your real life money (kappa)

I wish I had better memes :(

You break into studio banter's meme vault and steal his memes in korea, but you get arrested.

I wish I could be a meme.

you become a meme, but you get thrown in studio banters normie meme folder

I wish someone made a fanfic about be
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550266

they make a fanfic about you but then you realise they made you 10 cm smaller then you are. and now are considered a midget


i wish i was studio banter so i had a reason to shit post and farm all day long.
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550268

ParaMontana wrote:
i wish i was studio banter so i had a reason to shit post and farm all day long.

You hack into his account and shitpost to 20k

I wish Chute stopped shitposting
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550271

Gody wrote:
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i wish i was studio banter so i had a reason to shit post and farm all day long.

You hack into his account and shitpost to 20k

I wish Chute stopped shitposting
Chute stopped shitposting. But now he don't have any posts to post.

I wish I could be loved ;-;
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Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550275

i cant even grant that one luki it just wouldnt happen

i wish studio banter gave me his forum account so i could shitpost 101
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550282

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i cant even grant that one luki it just wouldnt happen

i wish studio banter gave me his forum account so i could shitpost 101

HE gave you his account and you then got banned for shit posting that broke TOU!

I wish i could have friends !
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550287

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i cant even grant that one luki it just wouldnt happen

i wish studio banter gave me his forum account so i could shitpost 101

HE gave you his account and you then got banned for shit posting that broke TOU!

I wish i could have friends !
You have friends but you never will so you don't
jk

I want to get in bib
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550304

Sorle wrote:
I want to get in bib

You get into BiB after hours of hard work but the gang is deleted the next day.

I wish The Harper Family is revived greatly during Summer!
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550310

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I want to get in bib

You get into BiB after hours of hard work but the gang is deleted the next day.

I wish The Harper Family is revived greatly during Summer!
It is revived but it immediately becomes Yakuza

I wanna get all nades and all suits
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550315

Sorle wrote:
I wanna get all nades and all suits

You accidently equip all the nades and suits at once somehow and you get slayed by Pro x HD ScopeZ!
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550339

Coutinroy wrote:
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I wanna get all nades and all suits

You accidently equip all the nades and suits at once somehow and you get slayed by Pro x HD ScopeZ!
You didn't have a wish coutin!
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Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550342

Luki_Guki wrote:
Coutinroy wrote:
Sorle wrote:
I wanna get all nades and all suits

You accidently equip all the nades and suits at once somehow and you get slayed by Pro x HD ScopeZ!
You didn't have a wish coutin!
i wish that coutinroy had a wish
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550344

CoutinRoy made a wish but was then forum banned !

I wish I knee how to play TTT
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550348

You now know how to play TTT, but you dissregard the rules and get Perma banned.

I wish I had a suit ;-;
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Fuck off Luki, why do you have to do this ear rape type beat to my homie EMP.. he JOINED YOUR CHANNEL just for you, and you welcome him like that ? come on bro, have some respect to the big ballers man, and when i say big ballers, i don't mean it in weight. He actually lost 250 pounds,
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550352

you get a suit but as soon as you equip it you get slayed by pro hd scopes

I wish Luki wasnt sensitive there
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550354

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You now know how to play TTT, but you dissregard the rules and get Perma banned.

I wish I had a suit ;-;

You get a suit but get CDMed with it out *cough*jabbe*cough*

i wish my code to my segment of studio banters north korean meme vault was longer
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550541

You succeed! but you die :(

I wish I had a couple ice cold ciders
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550542

You are allowed to use citizen hacks, but tyler have ban you.

I wish i could get my 25$ inventory on csgo back ;-;
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550544

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You are allowed to use citizen hacks, but tyler have ban you.

I wish i could get my 25$ inventory on csgo back ;-;

Makes sense <3

You get your csgo inventory back but bet it and lose while having %70 chance (sorle <3)

I still wish I had a couple ciders
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Break A Wish 7 years 7 months ago #550651

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You get your csgo inventory back but bet it and lose while having %70 chance (sorle <3)

I still wish I had a couple ciders
You got your ciders, but they're alcohol free.

I wish I had more money than Para on SSRP
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