TOPIC: Your preferred weapon for an apocalypse !

Weapon / Item of
choice : Metal Penis (arround 30 cm lenght and 7 cm diameter)
Why you would
prefer this Weapon /
Item over any other
: Well imagine bashing somebodys skull in with a metal dick...
What kind of
Apocalypse(s) would
this be useful in : Zombie, mutant, world war
Do you have this
Weapon / Item in
your home or is it
easy to come by : LOL my mom has like 10 of them

WEAPON: PSE® Firestorm Lite NRG Hybrid Cam Bow

WHY WOULD YOU PREFER THIS WEAPON OVER ANY OTHER: The PSE Firestorm lite NRG Hybrid Cam is perfect for treestand hunting or from a ground blind. This lightweight 30" axle-to-axle bow fits perfectly almost anywhere. Equipped with the high performance NRG Hybrid Performance Cam which are adjustable between 65% and 80%, this bow is capable of launching arrows at a blistering 300 fps! Factory installed TopGun™ String Chubs™. basically its a awesome bow plus you will never run out of ammo cause you can go retrieve the arrows and it silent but deadly.....also its accurate so even those who can't use a bow can kill with it.

WHAT KIND OF APOCALYPSE(S) WOULD THIS BE USEFUL IN: any type from Alien apocalypse or viral apocalypse to world war or zombie apocalypse as its a great all round weapon and is light

DO YOU HAVE THIS WEAPON IN YOUR HOME: i have the bow but legally i'm not allowed the arrows out on display where they can be used so there in a locked box hidden in my attic....... and yes the police do know that i have it.

http://imgur.com/gallery/tqLN88L/new

Weapon:
My mom

Why would you prefer this weapon over any other
She can find anything I "lost".. So I can say I've looked EVERYWHERE for my RPG and couldn't find it.

What kind of apocalypse(s) would this be useful in
all.

Do you have this weapon in your home
Yes.