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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #106979

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16. Try to by condoms when you are 12


You can buy condoms at any age. It will just be awkward buying them. :P

17: Say on the intercom "Target officially has lower prices! Go shop there instead of here scrubs!"
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #106982

18. Run trough the shop and call THERE IS A BOMB!
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107135

(I've done this with some friends don't do it ) Kick the boncey balls and try to kick on into an shelf
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107138

21. Throw all the items off the shelves.
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107142

22. Push an old lady from the stairs (im evil in this game :evil: )
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107165

23. Piss on the employes.
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107167

#24 Have ebola
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107170

25. Ask where they keep the "good stuff ;) "
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107179

26. Squirt ketchup at people and say "Its all for satan"
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107191

27. Start a massive food fight with your mates
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107214

28. Tell one of the workers : i see you while you sleep at night
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107277

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15 . Drive a car through the front wall
We want to know the fastest way OUT not the fastest way IN
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107337

Just wanted to point out that most of the things suggested on here will NOT get you kicked out but will get you Arrested!
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107348

29. Sleep inside the store when it's opened.
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107349

30. Beg customers for money
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107560

31. Take a "dump" in one of the Isles
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107826

32. Moon the manager
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #107860

Go in with your bicycle then while you are driving throw everything of the shelves and kick a employee in the balls.
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #112394

34. Run through the shop and shout I have ebola then start coughing on people!
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500 ways to get kicked out of wallmart! 9 years 9 months ago #112400

35 . Call the manager a minge and slap him in the bollocks.
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