TOPIC: Corrupt a wish forum game

Granted but everyone is still very much aware of what happens.
I wish I had the ability to manipulate people's thoughts

granted but only manipulate them to hate you

I wish I could shapeshift

Granted, however you never feel satisfied with your form

I wish that international men’s day was recognised as an actual day on the calendar

It was but you just made every holiday ever non-existant, causing calendar makers to turn to a life of vice to make up for the net loss

I wish I had 2 pandas to play with

But they only exist in minecraft

I wish the education system didn't suck so hard

The education board took in the many complaints students had with the education system and so, the entire academic year is slated for writing taxes, tax tests and tax theory with commentary from Adam Smith.

I wish to have some dumplings right now

but you need to eat them upside down

I wish tons of games for free

granted but they are shit games

i wish i didnt have corona

You're free from corona but intoxicated with white claw

I wish for Red Velvet comeback

But it only lasts a few weeks


I wish studio banter stopped making wishes involving things I've never heard of

Nick0GR wrote:
Studio banter does what he wants

I wish I wasn't sober permanently

Granted, however you struggle to function as you are drunk all the time

I wish I could change anything I please with only my mind

Granted but you'll have an exhausting dream of an extremely hard life with no sleep

I wish I could change shape into anything I'd be able to think of.

Granted, but you'd always be a penis cause that's all you think about

i wish i had unlimited money

But it's monopoly money and therefore kinda useless

I wish among us was more fun with only 4 people

Except during in an event

I wish go in the heaven because l'm a unique lad !

Due to your uniqueness you die prematurely and unnaturally, confusing the scientific community and media

I wish for an huge arachnid invasion

But elon musk launches another legal flamethrower and the entire world gets consumed in the flames cause everyone is afraid of spiders.

I wish games were actually fun and not annoying.

Because Studio Banter is a definition of being "anti-fun"

I wish The summer update gonna be here the 21st

*because it's my number birthday"

The day before your number birthday, your circuits malfunction to reveal you're actually a T-800 sent to force Chute into uploading the update but fucks up the timeline and the update never comes

I wish I was a captain in the yellow submarine