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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405457

ikd who made it or why it was approved as the april fools thing for the year but that pee and poo thing on ssrp is incredibly unfunny
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405459

The biggest joke of them all is you still playing ssrp
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405461

i joined to see what it was and i left because it wasnt funny and it was retarded
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405462

rroobbiinn10xx wrote:
The biggest joke of them all is you still playing ssrp

Supporting the big update that was 20 days delayed!
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i joined to see what it was and i left because it wasnt funny and it was retarded

Can't blame you. Whats really great is when your shit meter is 100 you have to do /poop or you are slowed now. Why has zarp dropped to the point of making poo jokes, mind blowing
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405463

Pavel Tiktoker wrote:
rroobbiinn10xx wrote:
The biggest joke of them all is you still playing ssrp

Supporting the big update that was 20 days delayed!
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i joined to see what it was and i left because it wasnt funny and it was retarded

Can't blame you. Whats really great is when your shit meter is 100 you have to do /poop or you are slowed now. Why has zarp dropped to the point of making poo jokes, mind blowing
I heard they couldn't hire Ricky Gervais for the highly anticipated zarp gaming april fools joke
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405468

Pavel Tiktoker wrote:
rroobbiinn10xx wrote:
The biggest joke of them all is you still playing ssrp

Supporting the big update that was 20 days delayed!
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i joined to see what it was and i left because it wasnt funny and it was retarded

Can't blame you. Whats really great is when your shit meter is 100 you have to do /poop or you are slowed now. Why has zarp dropped to the point of making poo jokes, mind blowing
they want realism man

you have to take a shit before you jump into ur suit and use a gun that disintegrates people before you teleport away and the other guy comes out of a grave
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405469

Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405474

Nafe wrote:
Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
When has there been a “Triple A” update
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405476

Lerpson wrote:
Nafe wrote:
Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
When has there been a “Triple A” update

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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405477

OnionRings wrote:
Lerpson wrote:
Nafe wrote:
Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
When has there been a “Triple A” update

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Ok, I was wrong, I accept that but I since I’m a no nam new friend I joined late 2016
The update that released the jugg was great from what I heard
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405479

OnionRings wrote:
Lerpson wrote:
Nafe wrote:
Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
When has there been a “Triple A” update

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Summer 2016 was the most overrated update of all time, jungle slots were dogshit
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405493

i changed my mind, I smoked 3 PCP dipped cigarettes and I get the joke now

Poo and wee is incredibly funny (apart from jusu and his catheter bag bless his heart) because its something we all have to do and its smelly! :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo: XD XD XD XD XD :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :evil: :evil: :evil: :dry: :dry: :( :( :( :S :S :S :side: :P :P :side: :( :clap: :clap: :clap: :silly: B)
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405494

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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405495

I am rolling on the floor right now, it is really hilarious (seriously)
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405497

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I am rolling on the floor right now, it is really hilarious (seriously)

I am literally pissing and shitting from laughing rn (on ssrp) (seriously)
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405546

Nafe wrote:
Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
Zarp coders after only being able to push out a update once every months which are usually on pretty buggy
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405551

Smol wrote:
Nafe wrote:
Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
Zarp coders after only being able to push out a update once every months which are usually on pretty buggy

Hey man at least the pee pee poo poo update didn't have bugs
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405552

Sam the Sausage wrote:
OnionRings wrote:
Lerpson wrote:
Nafe wrote:
Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
When has there been a “Triple A” update

Jungle Slots 2016

Summer 2016 was the most overrated update of all time, jungle slots were dogshit
it's the design that made it really great to use, especially the sounds (love em) even if it weren't so rewarding, this was during a time where devs really didn't like giving out rewards so lightly compared to now so it wasn't something people cared too much about

also it was a pretty unique update and introduced a core gameplay mechanic which were suits, it changed the playing field heavily whether you think it was a good or bad thing, zarp popped off later on down the line because of this idea and that's what made the summer 2016 update really good from the get-go

ALSO STEAM CASES YEEEEEEEEEEEA
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405563

Clarky wrote:
Sam the Sausage wrote:
OnionRings wrote:
Lerpson wrote:
Nafe wrote:
Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
When has there been a “Triple A” update

Jungle Slots 2016

Summer 2016 was the most overrated update of all time, jungle slots were dogshit
it's the design that made it really great to use, especially the sounds (love em) even if it weren't so rewarding, this was during a time where devs really didn't like giving out rewards so lightly compared to now so it wasn't something people cared too much about

also it was a pretty unique update and introduced a core gameplay mechanic which were suits, it changed the playing field heavily whether you think it was a good or bad thing, zarp popped off later on down the line because of this idea and that's what made the summer 2016 update really good from the get-go

ALSO STEAM CASES YEEEEEEEEEEEA

I got Batman: Arkham City GOTY from a steam case back in 2016 B)
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a new low 2 years 2 weeks ago #1405564

Nafe wrote:
Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours
I don't know what's a "Triple A update" what would be a tripe A update to you ? and which one do you think was ?
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