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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616796


Welcome to Anti-Miners Incorporated!
Apply to join today!


Hello! We're Anti-Miners Incorporated.

We are a group of people who's mission it is to put an end to AFK mining using any of the possible methods.

We accept all people into our group providing they accept to our Terms of Service (don't worry they're not too long), these can be found at the bottom of the page.

Our main method of destroying the disgusting population of miners is to use a hitman and another person who has a bit of cash to splash to legally kill miners, this will slowly decrease the ammount of pickaxes in circulation. Once this is done miners will begin to panic and will no longer be able to AFK mine unless using a regular pickaxe. Alternatively you could just RDM them, but this is to your own discretion and could inevitably end up with you being punished we take no responsability and will likely kick you from the gang.

Below we have a few proven facts that show you why AFK mining is the job of the Devil.




Facts!




You can see from this pie chart that was created by legitimate scientist, miners literally do nothing but mine.



You can see that in this image it was proven people make thier money from proper methods got 100% of women compared to those who mined for the waste of space that is their life.



Look at their poor vision, how can they live their day to day lives healthily?

Remember that all of these facts were proven to be 100% factual by scientists.





How to Become an Anti-Miner Representative!
If you would like to join us an help eradicate the disease that is miners who mine for a false currency then fill out the template found below to get a possibility of joining us.
RP Name:

Steam Profile Link:

How much do you despise mining?:

Have you ever mined for anything but Steel?:

How do you like to kills your miners: (Within Rules)

Are you okay paying 100k to the corporation upon joining to prove loyalty?:

Why you should be chosen:
You WILL be required to pay 100k when attempting to join the corporation.





Staff and Allies
This is the list of Staff who will help keeping your AFK mining experience total garbage.
You will start at Employee unless you prove you are worthy of a higher postion before applying.

The CEO's
Dady
Niko

Board of Directors - Officers
Nafe
Gmod Troller
wjdhefe
Yeet Man
Sloth
Matt
Poopie
Cystic Fibrosis Doggo
JoshuaIsGreat
iFreshFruit

Employees
Dramn
Bmanwolfpack
Carson
XDC
STONEMINER3
Smol dong
0ctocat
eiriikmkgerore
jollen9
gay mans
Wells_
Latia
Jenna Tools
i hate zarp
Galexy Exo
ArdieEmma
|B|k
Eric Ericson
Cumron
Senpai Welfare
Lunas
Phillow
Goldminer2
Stoneminer2
Bug Dinger
[SHOP]
Hobo DJ
Liban Haji Mohamed
The One Boss
Pug Life
loxeo
Illegalimmigrant
Black JMT Rankin
Stonerminer4
Mister Big
Dialga


Partnered Buisness
The companies help keep us going and do what we do.

The Gollywogs
Gang Representative: Evilstewie

Construction Inc.
Gang Representative: Clarky


Terms of Service
If you apply to ally / join the corporation you agree to our Terms of Service.
Terms of Service are always subject to change.

  • If you don't use at least 1 minutes of two days of the week to kill miners you will be beaten.
  • Miners are spawns of Satan, if you do not agree you don't belong.
  • When taking over the mines you must advert "Mines Closed"
  • Hits will be completed on your gang if they are mining
  • You are 100% allowed to mine providing you don't AFK and you only mine to craft
  • If you catch a colleague AFK mining, snitch immediately.
  • (Officers) You do not kick someone without coming to an owner or you will lose your rank (doesn't apply with good reasoning).
  • You must only use hits to kill miners or you will be kicked
  • Ripping suits results in a bonus of something.


Basing Rules

  • You may not kill fellow gang members inside a base.
  • You must go drug dealer or shop owner at all times.
  • Must notify a base owner when you are leaving or you will be taxed 100%
  • We expect you to defend the base for awhile before you go AFK.
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616800

This is a awesome gang already!
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616802

Miners are like spinners, kill them and get rid of your stress.
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616803


Total lies, no one who play zarp gets this you lying pissfart :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp:
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616804

Crying_Emoji wrote:

Total lies, no one who play zarp gets this you lying pissfart :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp:
non-miners do a scientist proved it :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp:
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616806

RP Name: Sada

Steam Profile Link: fuck off

How much do you despise mining?: I hate it more the LT

Have you ever mined for anything but Steel?: Rarely

Do you prefer to RDM your miners or kill them within the rules?: Any

Are you okay paying 100k to the corporation upon joining to prove loyalty?: Sure

Why you should be chosen: because I don't give a fuck and I hate miners
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616807

RP Name: Jenga

Steam Profile Link: steamcommunity.com/id/DrJenga/

How much do you despise mining?:
8.83/10

Have you ever mined for anything but Steel?:
Yes, but I've seen the light!

Do you prefer to RDM your miners or kill them within the rules?: RDM, preferably with an explosive.

Are you okay paying 100k to the corporation upon joining to prove loyalty?: Take my money

Why you should be chosen: Fix the economy :zarp: :zarp: :zarp:
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616808

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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616809

Grand Wizowd wrote:
Crying_Emoji wrote:

Total lies, no one who play zarp gets this you lying pissfart :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp:
non-miners do a scientist proved it :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp: :zarp:
1:55-1:59
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616810

Sada and Jenga are hired, I am on server one.
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616812

Grand Wizowd wrote:
Sada and Jenga are hired, I am on server one.

still banned for 2 days something
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616813

Sada wrote:
Grand Wizowd wrote:
Sada and Jenga are hired, I am on server one.

still banned for 2 days something
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616815

RP Name: Left Nut Of The Forbidden One

Steam Profile Link: zarpgaming.com/index.php/forum/profile/16479-crying-emoji

How much do you despise mining?: I would rather stick a bamboo shoots under my toe nails and kick a wall

Have you ever mined for anything but Steel?: Diamonds and redstone

Do you prefer to RDM your miners or kill them within the rules?: One of each please

Are you okay paying 100k to the corporation upon joining to prove loyalty?: bish I dont have 100k

Why you should be chosen: PissyTits
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616817

RP name: big boy

Steam Profile Link: how do i find

How much do you despise mining?: like 5 out of 7

Have you ever mined for anything but Steel?: only when i was a poor cunt

Do you prefer to RDM your miners or kill them within the rules?: rdm

Are you okay paying 100k to the corporation upon joining to prove loyalty?: no

Why should you be chosen: uhhhhh
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616818

Crying_Emoji is hired.
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616820

Sorle is hired.
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616823

Grand Wizowd wrote:
Crying_Emoji is hired.

I sell boneless pizza to miners

(little do those dumbfucks know I slipped a bone in it)
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616824

Crying_Emoji wrote:
Grand Wizowd wrote:
Crying_Emoji is hired.

I sell boneless pizza to miners

(little do those dumbfucks know I slipped a bone in it)
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616831

add a members list
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[SSRP] Anti-Miners Inc. 6 years 8 months ago #616832

Sada wrote:
add a members list

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