TOPIC: Most impossible daily objectives?

Im writing this out of frustration. Just need to complete one more daily obj for 7 week challenge and im about to loose the streak now. What are some of the ridiculous daily challenges you guys got?

Defuse 3 nukes and stop 5 bank raids

Not getting banned from the forums

Randomly ban 5 users.

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Collect at least 2mil at once from a special printer
pretty sure it says something like the only prints that work are Diamond, Black Diamond, and another one that I forgot xD

Mine was like steal 5 mil from an enemies printer fml