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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333071

What is the microwave? - no one really knows. Where is the microwave? - Everywhere Where can i find it? - You simply cant	el une spodermun Offline Mythical Boarder ex retard Posts: 5119 Thanks received: 1318 Karma: 19
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333077

just buy one from ebay	Marcooo Offline Diamond Boarder Posts: 3485 Thanks received: 465 Karma: 44
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333078

Yes but how can one simply buy one? Attachments: ...399.jpg (32KB)	el une spodermun Offline Mythical Boarder ex retard Posts: 5119 Thanks received: 1318 Karma: 19
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333080

El une Spodermun wrote: Where can i find it? - You simply cant The microwave finds you.	Sally Offline Forum Administrator Can You Understand How Strange It Is To Be Alive? Posts: 6991 Thanks received: 3527 Karma: 59
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333089

Sally wrote: El une Spodermun wrote: Where can i find it? - You simply cant The microwave finds you. Image link:	el une spodermun Offline Mythical Boarder ex retard Posts: 5119 Thanks received: 1318 Karma: 19
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333091

Sally wrote: El une Spodermun wrote: Where can i find it? - You simply cant The microwave finds you. Image link:	el une spodermun Offline Mythical Boarder ex retard Posts: 5119 Thanks received: 1318 Karma: 19
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333225

I ddosed it. Jk	User1502 Offline User is blocked Posts: 4550 Thanks received: 821 Karma: 5
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333240

I lived in a house from hell for four years, from age eleven to almost sixteen. There was constantly something happening. Microwaves flying open and shut, voices, footsteps. Nothing ever stayed where you put it. I was alone there a lot because both my parents worked and I was constantly terrified.

One of the most gut-level disturbing things though was the little Microwave in my bathroom. Every time I walked past my bathroom door (which was constantly since it was right outside my bedroom) I saw a little Microwave with a blond curled hair and a rose-colored dress. It just stood there, staring, looking like a photograph from 1905. I started keeping the door closed so I could walk by without seeing it, but it was always there when I opened it. Once I stepped in past her, I couldn't see her anymore but I could feel her there. She scared me, but I felt really sorry for her because she was trapped there, just like me, but probably forever.

As the years went by and things in the house continued to get worse, it started seeming... darker. I started feeling like it wasn't really a little Microwave. I knew there was something ugly in the house and I felt like it was presenting this sympathetic image to me. Then I started thinking I was completely losing my mind.

One day, when I was 14, I had a friend from out of town come stay with me for a week. I hadn't told her anything whatsoever about the house because I didn't think she would come if I did. Right after she got there we were sitting in my room and she left to go to the bathroom. About a minute later she walked back in with a puzzled look on her face and said "So, there's a little microwave in your bathroom". "Um, I, yeah it hangs out in there. Blond hair?" "Curls? Pink dress? Yeah. You know that's not really a little microwave, don't you?" I almost threw up. I was so relieved and terrified and excited and ready to run out of the house screaming. She wouldn't use my bathroom the rest of the week and I started using it as little as possible without pissing off my parents (who did not want to believe).

Eventually we moved out and I could not have been happier. I distanced myself from it mentally as much as I could. Then, when I was 18, I took another friend on a road trip to pack up a few things I'd left in the house (my parents hadn't managed to sell it, and wouldn't for 5 more years). The minute we got on the property, my friend seemed uncomfortable. When we came around the bend in the long, steep driveway, he went completely white. I could tell something was wrong, but he insisted he was OK, so we got to work. After a while he asked to use the bathroom and I directed him to mine. Not 20 seconds after he left, he came running back in, gasping for breath, andand slammed the bedroom door behind him. He started babbling about a little blond microwave who isn't really a little microwave. All of a sudden he went dead still, looked me in the eye, and very solemnly said "She's not happy. With you. You left, and you weren't supposed to". We threw whatever we could grab in two trips in my car (after I walked him to another bathroom and waited outside the door) and got the fuck out at top speed.

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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333291

Bobby Bobbys wrote: I ddosed it. Jk xD lol xDxD lol xDx xD lol xDxD lol xDxD lol xDxD lol xDxD lol xDxD lol xD	el une spodermun Offline Mythical Boarder ex retard Posts: 5119 Thanks received: 1318 Karma: 19
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333298

Aspect wrote:

I lived in a house from hell for four years, from age eleven to almost sixteen. There was constantly something happening. Microwaves flying open and shut, voices, footsteps. Nothing ever stayed where you put it. I was alone there a lot because both my parents worked and I was constantly terrified.

One of the most gut-level disturbing things though was the little Microwave in my bathroom. Every time I walked past my bathroom door (which was constantly since it was right outside my bedroom) I saw a little Microwave with a blond curled hair and a rose-colored dress. It just stood there, staring, looking like a photograph from 1905. I started keeping the door closed so I could walk by without seeing it, but it was always there when I opened it. Once I stepped in past her, I couldn't see her anymore but I could feel her there. She scared me, but I felt really sorry for her because she was trapped there, just like me, but probably forever.

As the years went by and things in the house continued to get worse, it started seeming... darker. I started feeling like it wasn't really a little Microwave. I knew there was something ugly in the house and I felt like it was presenting this sympathetic image to me. Then I started thinking I was completely losing my mind.

One day, when I was 14, I had a friend from out of town come stay with me for a week. I hadn't told her anything whatsoever about the house because I didn't think she would come if I did. Right after she got there we were sitting in my room and she left to go to the bathroom. About a minute later she walked back in with a puzzled look on her face and said "So, there's a little microwave in your bathroom". "Um, I, yeah it hangs out in there. Blond hair?" "Curls? Pink dress? Yeah. You know that's not really a little microwave, don't you?" I almost threw up. I was so relieved and terrified and excited and ready to run out of the house screaming. She wouldn't use my bathroom the rest of the week and I started using it as little as possible without pissing off my parents (who did not want to believe).

Eventually we moved out and I could not have been happier. I distanced myself from it mentally as much as I could. Then, when I was 18, I took another friend on a road trip to pack up a few things I'd left in the house (my parents hadn't managed to sell it, and wouldn't for 5 more years). The minute we got on the property, my friend seemed uncomfortable. When we came around the bend in the long, steep driveway, he went completely white. I could tell something was wrong, but he insisted he was OK, so we got to work. After a while he asked to use the bathroom and I directed him to mine. Not 20 seconds after he left, he came running back in, gasping for breath, andand slammed the bedroom door behind him. He started babbling about a little blond microwave who isn't really a little microwave. All of a sudden he went dead still, looked me in the eye, and very solemnly said "She's not happy. With you. You left, and you weren't supposed to". We threw whatever we could grab in two trips in my car (after I walked him to another bathroom and waited outside the door) and got the fuck out at top speed.

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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #333335

1. The microwave is the best 2. In my secret Vault 3. You won't	WaLK3r Offline Legendary Member Nils Posts: 760 Thanks received: 166 Karma: 18
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #334755

WaLK3r wrote: 1. The microwave is the best 2. In my secret Vault 3. You won't 1. I'ts my microwave	el une spodermun Offline Mythical Boarder ex retard Posts: 5119 Thanks received: 1318 Karma: 19
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #334765

This thread always reminds me of the microwave in server 1 that just floats around doing nothing.	RedPowder Offline Former Owner Posts: 4489 Thanks received: 3318 Karma: 214
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #334773

RedPowder wrote: This thread always reminds me of the microwave in server 1 that just floats around doing nothing. Its a microwave from the new disrict when you use explosive weps on it,it gets unfrozen and minges around	Walter HWITE Offline Gold Boarder Posts: 2361 Thanks received: 354 Karma: 4
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #334778

El une Spodermun wrote: WaLK3r wrote: 1. The microwave is the best 2. In my secret Vault 3. You won't 1. I'ts my microwave	Codeah Offline Senior Boarder Oblivion Posts: 486 Thanks received: 169 Karma: 3
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #336829

RedPowder wrote: This thread always reminds me of the microwave in server 1 that just floats around doing nothing. Its the Holy microwave	el une spodermun Offline Mythical Boarder ex retard Posts: 5119 Thanks received: 1318 Karma: 19
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The mystery of the microwave? 7 years 11 months ago #336849

Aspect wrote:

I lived in a house from hell for four years, from age eleven to almost sixteen. There was constantly something happening. Microwaves flying open and shut, voices, footsteps. Nothing ever stayed where you put it. I was alone there a lot because both my parents worked and I was constantly terrified.

One of the most gut-level disturbing things though was the little Microwave in my bathroom. Every time I walked past my bathroom door (which was constantly since it was right outside my bedroom) I saw a little Microwave with a blond curled hair and a rose-colored dress. It just stood there, staring, looking like a photograph from 1905. I started keeping the door closed so I could walk by without seeing it, but it was always there when I opened it. Once I stepped in past her, I couldn't see her anymore but I could feel her there. She scared me, but I felt really sorry for her because she was trapped there, just like me, but probably forever.

As the years went by and things in the house continued to get worse, it started seeming... darker. I started feeling like it wasn't really a little Microwave. I knew there was something ugly in the house and I felt like it was presenting this sympathetic image to me. Then I started thinking I was completely losing my mind.

One day, when I was 14, I had a friend from out of town come stay with me for a week. I hadn't told her anything whatsoever about the house because I didn't think she would come if I did. Right after she got there we were sitting in my room and she left to go to the bathroom. About a minute later she walked back in with a puzzled look on her face and said "So, there's a little microwave in your bathroom". "Um, I, yeah it hangs out in there. Blond hair?" "Curls? Pink dress? Yeah. You know that's not really a little microwave, don't you?" I almost threw up. I was so relieved and terrified and excited and ready to run out of the house screaming. She wouldn't use my bathroom the rest of the week and I started using it as little as possible without pissing off my parents (who did not want to believe).

Eventually we moved out and I could not have been happier. I distanced myself from it mentally as much as I could. Then, when I was 18, I took another friend on a road trip to pack up a few things I'd left in the house (my parents hadn't managed to sell it, and wouldn't for 5 more years). The minute we got on the property, my friend seemed uncomfortable. When we came around the bend in the long, steep driveway, he went completely white. I could tell something was wrong, but he insisted he was OK, so we got to work. After a while he asked to use the bathroom and I directed him to mine. Not 20 seconds after he left, he came running back in, gasping for breath, andand slammed the bedroom door behind him. He started babbling about a little blond microwave who isn't really a little microwave. All of a sudden he went dead still, looked me in the eye, and very solemnly said "She's not happy. With you. You left, and you weren't supposed to". We threw whatever we could grab in two trips in my car (after I walked him to another bathroom and waited outside the door) and got the fuck out at top speed.

Thats fucked up.