TOPIC: The Drug-Free TMNT Thread

When Chute and I were little, about 12 years old, we were in school and DCX and Redpowder came up to us whilst high on the devil's poem (A.K.A. drugs) and threatened our safety and our way of life by asking us to do these supplements. We were so offended that we basically trained in the sewers for a good decade, and now we are officially Drug-Free Ninjas and fight the Drug Abusing Foot-Clan (DCX and Redpowder call themselves Shredder, pretty dorky if you ask us).




We want you to join our gang and help us stop the Foot-Clan. This means that when you join our gang you cannot make any Drug Labs or anything of the sort. If we catch you doing this we will kick you out of the group and be declared as a dork. Because drug dealers are dorks, you shouldn't even talk to them.

• A Drug-Free TMNT must never do drugs
• A Drug-Free TMNT must never make drugs
• A Drug-Free TMNT must never use the words, Marijuana, Herione, Smack, Angel Dust, LSD, Molly or anything of the sort unless insulting those things
• A Drug-Free TMNT must call drug dealers dorks when they are seen

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All this effort because you didn't want to take your vitamin supplement. .. that seems pretty dorky if you ask me!

Do you do drugs: Yes, I smoke Cannabis.
Do you say yes to pizza: Yes. I have the munchies and order a pizza

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(Can't get in!)PS:they do something very very bad hint hint w e e d !

Brother Ryan wrote: pretty disgraceful isnt it?

KILL ALL DORKS

Yes