TOPIC: The standard life span of THE P3N9U1N in DarkRP

Hi Guys, Gals, And He-Shes (Jonathan),

I, Am the P3N9U1N, penguin, for short.
I just got bored of watching breaking bad, and thought i would explain the standard events for if YOU, ever wish to take part in dark RP.

So, to start, I generally get in the game (normally just to check if I've been banned or not yet.)
Spawn at the train-station, walk out, and notice about 50 random ass gambling machines that pre-teens are trying to sell for something around the price of 500,000,000... yeah sounds about right.
I walk towards the gun shop i usually like to buy, as i normally start as a heavy guns dealer, the shop is opposite the police station. If i find that shop is free for me to take, i take it.. then if im lucky ill spend about 5-10 minutes fixing it up, about 60% of the time, by the time i have even put my ammo crates down to sell bullets, I'm normally dead by this time thanks to some asshole thief, so, i give up on the gun shop and walk on...

Then i start trying to socialize, check out shop designs, see what shit is going down, watch the police run past me, get teleported to some random ass event. Listen to some 12 year old back orders, get mugged about 10 times within 30 mins by the same guys. Attempt to build a home somewhere for the fun of it... get raided again and get killed, run back and kill the same people and process repeats.


ANYWAY....

What i am trying to get to, is this server has a lot more "life" than what people think. you have little communities that you recognize, walk past someone and say "hey buddy" get it back and carry on, watch the police try to arrest someone, dude flops out an LMG and sprays about 4-5 of them down in 1 reload and walk away like shit happened. (BTW couldn't find a forum rule page, so guessing swearing allowed but to be honest, who really cares you cant walk the streets with being yelled some random ass word.)

I like this server, i like this community, i like the admins, they are firm, but fair. BY THE WAY, don't shoot one, doesn't end well.

So, i figured ima stay as long as i can and enjoy this server, until i find a better game to play or get banned, either way, But if you see me in-game ( [TWBG] P3N9U1N) then say hi, but for fuck sake please don't aim at me, you'll end up insta-dead. I'm paranoid like that, plus it sends a tingle from head to ass when i get a kill.

Finally i suggest you donate, these guys have obviously worked their ass off to build a server such as this one. and my hat is off for you, you've done a fine job. It would be a shame to see the server go so consider my donation on its way (when i get paid, patients.)

I hope you enjoyed the random shit i just typed for no apparent reason. consider this my introduction.

BTW I am british, and 21 years of age, although it may not seem it at times...

Peace to you all,

P3N9U1N Out.

PS: I am hoping to upload some in-game videos onto my youtube channel - www.youtube.com/user/THEP3N9U1N

If you like DayZ, check it out, only 2 episodes but blame rocket for his slow debugging.

Cheers!

oh the fucking spoilers???-
what is this
so, you said you watched breaking bad, and you try to say it shortly, then you see a gun shop, you buy it, you become a heavy weapon dealer, then everything goes like opposite day
whattt

haha noooo dude, im on S4 E3. so tbh i have no idea how it ends, and if someone spoils it for me so help me god i will raid and tea-bag the living daylights out of whoever does it lol.

What i was trying to say, was i got bored watching breaking bad, so decide to come on gmod.

anyways, as mentioned, i was talking a hella lot of shit, i dont really know how to show my appreciation to the server and players and staff within, i guess it was my best try lol.

dw dude, you got penguins approval have a green plussy thingey (+)

The p3n9u1n I like how you roll

You scare me sir

i played with you today, we was both priest i think. we was going around preaching the word of god, till someone stole my donation box!

haha yes, that was me, good times

Walt dies, Jesse lives, Hank dies, Skylar gets arrested, Walter Jr gets 9 Million dollars, The Neo-Nazis die.

you... bastard.

Breaking bad is simply the best, Hate that it had to end.

p3n is hella fun to game with, I'll be waiting for those ingame videos!

I tip my hat to you sir!
This post made me laugh because it is so true.
We should just go back to being priest's and making cool cups!
Yours sincerely
Kangaroo

haha, why thank you mr. Roo.
I got bored and decided to talk crap
and i give up with the cups, no matter how secret the area i find to build them in, someone finds a way to get in and destroy them

see you in game!!
Mr. Penguin