TOPIC: Santa letter

write what you want Santa to get you on darkrp and if your a good boy or girl you may get a visit from big red


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Dear Santa I have been naughty/nice

Dead Santa, I have been nice, thus I was hoping I could get some spicy chickenwings and some cold beer.
Yours truly,
LightArrowsEXE.

P.S. If you don't come, I'll KoS you.

Dear Santa I have been nice and I want Bane to give me head admin
Just kidding Santa, I know Bane works hard as head admin.
What I really want is 1 billion dollars.
As well as Bane to fix the title of this section because he spelt letter wrong.

Dear Santa, I have been naughty for setting bane and kingjoe's spaceships on fire.

I would like more plasma grenades to fuck them up even more.

Dear Santa, I wish I wasn't this good looking, the other guys will never get a girl. I feel bad for them.

Dear Santa I have been nice!

I have done everything i should. Simply keeping the server clean from Printers, and rulebreakers. Also i was making sure that everybody was having fun by doing events. Sadly i had 13 mil, so i lost all my money pretty quick.

So all i want for christmas is just any amount of money you think is fair. That's Minimum 1 mil though. And maximum 100 Billion.

THANK YOU SANTA!

Btw santa, i live in the suspicious building, floor 3 first door to the right. CAN'T WAIT!

Dear Santa,

Why the fuck isn't omjed owner?

Dear Santa I have been very naughty.. only for you of course...

Dear Santa,
i have been a good miner and a good mod on duty.
I am highest level mining, and my butt starts to hurt, so just gimme a damn pillow for my chair!
Also i want the highest level stamina, so i am so fat that i can put 40kilogramms on me. And then please send me a diat drink, or a sports trainer. Next year i want you to make me fat again, just for the sake.

Dear Santa,
I have been a good boy!! & All I want for Christmas if for ZARP to have the Moderator F1 system fixed so I can help the community more, and maybe admin & vip

Extras: I'm not sure if Santa can do this but... I want ALL and I mean ALL the Zarp staff to be able to get along with eachother, I'm fed up with all this arguing and bickering, I want to be able to TeamSpeak with everyone and just get along and have a chat, is that too much to ask for?

Dear Santa I have been naughty because I killed all my friends and family.And I also
nuked alot of countrys but I was nice to puppies so i want 10000000000000000000$
and a milkshake

Dear Santa I have been nice and I woud like that I woud be promoted to admin
P.S
I will never be promoted.

Who knows :>

I do

You sure?

Dear Santa,

I wish peace for everyone.
But I want to assist you with this.

So I just donated 500$ to Save the Children.

Hope you all have a happy and wonderful Christmas :DD


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Dear santa I have been nice.

Please come down my chimney, I turned the fire off for you, but you might want to throw some elves down first.

For Christmas I would like a golden pan, a burning tc, and valve to bring the old trading system back.

Dear Santa.
I have been nice okay?
GIVE ME MONEY NOW!

Dear Santa.

I want 2 fat bitches and a bag of cheese and cookies