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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1114452

Freddie_ wrote: A Good Pianist wrote: Freddie_ wrote: A Good Pianist wrote: Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture. 5 stars on yelp And the deep tissue anal massages are to die for they are so splendid 4 stars	A Good Pianist Offline Spectacular Boarder A Wob A Bob Bob Posts: 15000 Thanks received: 3911 Karma: 22
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1114455

A Good Pianist wrote: Freddie_ wrote: A Good Pianist wrote: Freddie_ wrote: A Good Pianist wrote: Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture. 5 stars on yelp And the deep tissue anal massages are to die for they are so splendid 4 stars 4.5 stars	JoshuaIsGreat Offline Diamond Boarder 3^ the Serb Posts: 3627 Thanks received: 1549 Karma: -236
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1114482

JoshuaIsReformed wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Freddie_ wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Freddie_ wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house

Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture.

5 stars on yelp

And the deep tissue anal massages are to die for they are so splendid

4 stars

4.5 stars

3 stars

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1114503

Our Pu Pu Platter tastes like the rusted shavings off the metal casing of a septic tank. I'd give it a 8/10 at least.	Sam the Sausage Offline Diamond Boarder Narcan sneedor Posts: 3513 Thanks received: 1655 Karma: -60
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1114506

Sam the Sausage wrote: Our Pu Pu Platter tastes like the rusted shavings off the metal casing of a septic tank. I'd give it a 8/10 at least. The applesauce taste like gravel and dirt with a hint of cow pie	Lerpson Offline Diamond Boarder black people should totally be allowed to vote Posts: 4733 Thanks received: 1970 Karma: -22
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1114568

XSwordPlayZ wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

JoshuaIsReformed wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Freddie_ wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Freddie_ wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house

Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture.

5 stars on yelp

And the deep tissue anal massages are to die for they are so splendid

4 stars

4.5 stars

3 stars

Man Wtf
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You're just not funny

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1114570

I wil give you a 4	h0meless Offline Senior Boarder 77777777 Posts: 384 Thanks received: 169 Karma: 0
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1114571

A Good Pianist wrote:

XSwordPlayZ wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

JoshuaIsReformed wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Freddie_ wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Freddie_ wrote:

A Good Pianist wrote:

Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house

Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture.

5 stars on yelp

And the deep tissue anal massages are to die for they are so splendid

4 stars

4.5 stars

3 stars

Man Wtf
0.01

You're just not funny

5 stars

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1114680

Bump cause good big gang	JoshuaIsGreat Offline Diamond Boarder 3^ the Serb Posts: 3627 Thanks received: 1549 Karma: -236
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115214

JoshuaIsReformed wrote: Bump cause good big gang joshuaisamediocrehomosapien	Sam the Sausage Offline Diamond Boarder Narcan sneedor Posts: 3513 Thanks received: 1655 Karma: -60
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115504

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115505

i think you should promote the community officer himself , Joshua, he provided me with amazing service and made the cuisine to perfection, the acts of a true king.	Kyber Offline Legendary Member Something original and funny Posts: 8485 Thanks received: 2620 Karma: -125
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115506

Am I in?	A Good Pianist Offline Spectacular Boarder A Wob A Bob Bob Posts: 15000 Thanks received: 3911 Karma: 22
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115509

Kyber wrote: i think you should promote the community officer himself , Joshua, he provided me with amazing service and made the cuisine to perfection, the acts of a true king. No.	0yc37xrk6m Offline Adept Boarder Posts: 6727 Thanks received: 1994 Karma: 44
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115512

A Good Pianist wrote: Am I in? If you apply I will automatically accept you ~ Niko	0yc37xrk6m Offline Adept Boarder Posts: 6727 Thanks received: 1994 Karma: 44
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115651

New addition to our menu! The all great Kung Pao Chicken!	0yc37xrk6m Offline Adept Boarder Posts: 6727 Thanks received: 1994 Karma: 44
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115655

What is your RP Name?: HiRo_
How much would you estimate your inventory to be?: 3.3b
How would you rate your activity? (1-10): 15
How would you rate your aim? (1-10): -12
Are you familiar with people already in Jay House? (Yes or No - please list who): Yes, most of them.
Why do you want to join Jay House? (if accepted, you will be placed as a Customer): ive been considering it for a while now, just had a chat with niko so yeh

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115657

HiRo_ wrote:

What is your RP Name?: HiRo_
How much would you estimate your inventory to be?: 3.3b
How would you rate your activity? (1-10): 15
How would you rate your aim? (1-10): -12
Are you familiar with people already in Jay House? (Yes or No - please list who): Yes, most of them.
Why do you want to join Jay House? (if accepted, you will be placed as a Customer): ive been considering it for a while now, just had a chat with niko so yeh

Meet me in game for an invite.

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115658

What is your RP Name?: Bordy
How much would you estimate your inventory to be?: almost 2b ik im nob
How would you rate your activity? (1-10): 10
How would you rate your aim? (1-10): 9 + 1
Are you familiar with people already in Jay House? (Yes or No - please list who): Yes, mostly everyone in the gang
Why do you want to join Jay House? (if accepted, you will be placed as a Customer): Seem like nice guys even though we've had some flaws. From what I've heard you guys are actualy nice m8s and it would be really cool to be apart of this gang community.

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 5 years 6 months ago #1115660

Bordy wrote:

What is your RP Name?: Bordy
How much would you estimate your inventory to be?: almost 2b ik im nob
How would you rate your activity? (1-10): 10
How would you rate your aim? (1-10): 9 + 1
Are you familiar with people already in Jay House? (Yes or No - please list who): Yes, mostly everyone in the gang
Why do you want to join Jay House? (if accepted, you will be placed as a Customer): Seem like nice guys even though we've had some flaws. From what I've heard you guys are actualy nice m8s and it would be really cool to be apart of this gang community.

Welcome! Meet me in game for an invite.