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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1114452

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Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house :zarp:
Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture.

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1114455

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Freddie_ wrote:
A Good Pianist wrote:
Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house :zarp:
Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture.

5 stars on yelp
And the deep tissue anal massages are to die for they are so splendid

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1114482

JoshuaIsReformed wrote:
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Freddie_ wrote:
A Good Pianist wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
A Good Pianist wrote:
Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house :zarp:
Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture.

5 stars on yelp
And the deep tissue anal massages are to die for they are so splendid

4 stars
4.5 stars

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1114503

Our Pu Pu Platter tastes like the rusted shavings off the metal casing of a septic tank. I'd give it a 8/10 at least.
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1114506

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Our Pu Pu Platter tastes like the rusted shavings off the metal casing of a septic tank. I'd give it a 8/10 at least.
The applesauce taste like gravel and dirt with a hint of cow pie :)
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1114568

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Freddie_ wrote:
A Good Pianist wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
A Good Pianist wrote:
Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house :zarp:
Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture.

5 stars on yelp
And the deep tissue anal massages are to die for they are so splendid

4 stars
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You're just not funny
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1114570

I wil give you a 4
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1114571

A Good Pianist wrote:
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A Good Pianist wrote:
JoshuaIsReformed wrote:
A Good Pianist wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
A Good Pianist wrote:
Freddie_ wrote:
A Good Pianist wrote:
Describe the mouth texture of the chicken sold here at Jay house :zarp:
Just imagine putting rocks and power steering fluid in a blender and drink it. It’s the same texture.

5 stars on yelp
And the deep tissue anal massages are to die for they are so splendid

4 stars
4.5 stars

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Man Wtf
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You're just not funny
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1114680

Bump cause good big gang
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115214

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Bump cause good big gang
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115504

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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115505

i think you should promote the community officer himself , Joshua, he provided me with amazing service and made the cuisine to perfection, the acts of a true king.
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115506

Am I in?
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115509

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i think you should promote the community officer himself , Joshua, he provided me with amazing service and made the cuisine to perfection, the acts of a true king.

No.
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115512

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Am I in?

If you apply I will automatically accept you ~ Niko
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115651

New addition to our menu!

The all great Kung Pao Chicken!
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115655

What is your RP Name?: HiRo_
How much would you estimate your inventory to be?: 3.3b
How would you rate your activity? (1-10): 15
How would you rate your aim? (1-10): -12
Are you familiar with people already in Jay House? (Yes or No - please list who): Yes, most of them.
Why do you want to join Jay House? (if accepted, you will be placed as a Customer): ive been considering it for a while now, just had a chat with niko so yeh
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115657

HiRo_ wrote:
What is your RP Name?: HiRo_
How much would you estimate your inventory to be?: 3.3b
How would you rate your activity? (1-10): 15
How would you rate your aim? (1-10): -12
Are you familiar with people already in Jay House? (Yes or No - please list who): Yes, most of them.
Why do you want to join Jay House? (if accepted, you will be placed as a Customer): ive been considering it for a while now, just had a chat with niko so yeh

:accepted: Meet me in game for an invite.
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115658

What is your RP Name?: Bordy
How much would you estimate your inventory to be?: almost 2b ik im nob
How would you rate your activity? (1-10): 10
How would you rate your aim? (1-10): 9 + 1
Are you familiar with people already in Jay House? (Yes or No - please list who): Yes, mostly everyone in the gang
Why do you want to join Jay House? (if accepted, you will be placed as a Customer): Seem like nice guys even though we've had some flaws. From what I've heard you guys are actualy nice m8s and it would be really cool to be apart of this gang community. :)
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[SSRP] Jay House Gang Thread 7 years 1 month ago #1115660

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What is your RP Name?: Bordy
How much would you estimate your inventory to be?: almost 2b ik im nob
How would you rate your activity? (1-10): 10
How would you rate your aim? (1-10): 9 + 1
Are you familiar with people already in Jay House? (Yes or No - please list who): Yes, mostly everyone in the gang
Why do you want to join Jay House? (if accepted, you will be placed as a Customer): Seem like nice guys even though we've had some flaws. From what I've heard you guys are actualy nice m8s and it would be really cool to be apart of this gang community. :)


:accepted: Welcome! Meet me in game for an invite.
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