TOPIC: How NOT to make a moderator application

Disclaimer

This may not help at all, but I was bored. The Gamer Guy is not responsible for any TV remotes lost down your blue sofa, behind the pillow next to the half eaten hotdog which your dog is licking right now. Oh and remember, this is how NOT to make an application.


RP Name : YOUR MOMA!

Link to Steam Profile : It got hacked, so it is somehow on a ban which I don't want you to see.

SteamID - 937194739174656388866491900482947492849819302939999999999927117395028495728++++++282937

Current Gametracker Profiles
Server 1 - I have 53 accounts so I can't be bothered to get them all
Server 2 - ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^

Age - 92 I think.

Estimated Server Time : 90,786,453

Languages I speak: Stiwtzerlandeze, Spongebob, [INSERT FAKE LANGUAGE HERE]

DarkRP Related
Explain "Random Death Match" and give an example scenario.

Jack kills Jill on the hill.

Explain "New Life Rule" and give an example scenario.

When you respawn you get a new life! Brand new!

Explain "Metagaming" and give an example scenario.

The dictionary doesn't have the answer for this one,which means it's a trick question!!!!!

Explain how you would handle the following situation:
Player x accuses player y for RDMing him, the console log shows that player y killed player x.

I would be all calm, THEN BAN Y

Explain how you would handle the following situation:
Player x accuses player y for breaking NLR, the kills are pretty close together in console (a few lines apart) at a peak time.
How can you break NLR if it's a new life, I'M SMARTER THAN EVERYBODEHHHHHHHH

Explain how you would handle the following situation:
Player x calls for help in the OOC chat because his bank is being raided

What the hell is OOC, is it a type of pasta?

Why I should be chosen (longer answer expected here - at least 150 words).

1. I am awesome

2. I like cheese

3. I SAID SO YOU [ This message has been removed by The Gamer Guy, sponsored my ZARPgaming, or did they cancel the contract....... ]



Ok, I hope you "enjoyed" as I said it was just a joke and a play around, so I don't get any harmful punishment or anything......

Anyway, cya around!

- The Gamer Guy

Great app, stunning personality, has some l33 t sponsors but isn't sponsored by Montain Dew or Doritos.

-Support

Damn it, I forgot those!!

Let me double post because that's what I do!!!

[The Gamer Guy forgot to get more sponsored for support so he tells the player and he double posts]

you got my full support on this .

oh and btw this is the best mod app i ever seen in my life.

i7moody009 wrote: p
"It's not about the app its about the person" - Nameful 2k14

Please post this in the correct section or this will be ignored in the meeting, anyway I loved your app you deserve Super Admin! I would also like to say that the gamer guy corp. is amazing! Why not include that as advertisement in one of the questions or something...

i7moody009 wrote:
Lololol

Lol, where's the admin application then!! And you must post suggestions in www.postallyoursuggestionsandotherstuffhere.com. lel.


+KARMA ME, MY MINIONS!!!

+support
he likes cheese

BUMP. Alot of people haven't seen this yet and I think it would give 'em a laugh.

How come I haven't seen this?
"Jack kills Jill on the hill." - I am having a fine laugh right now!

This application is so good that you shouldn't just become a mod!
You should take over the community!

I_am_the_Walrus wrote:
Glad you like it

Best application, would read again 10/10 -IGN

Well you seem like a nice guy so +Support

Such a great application! No mod for you but instant CM #TheGamerGuy4CM2K14

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Am I the only one that didn't find this funny?

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Oh well.