TOPIC: Who is Coal Jonson?

He can be found in your neighbourhood.
He can be found sleeping next to you.
He likes those number 9's
If you piss him off, he will shove coal up your ass.

But who is he? The mysterious man who adobes your girl's photoshop.

He's living in my basement right now

Saw him in grove street the other day. Fucking up some ballas.

my friend has a girlfriend who's sisters best friends moms second child played with another kid in kindergarden that said he had heard another guy saying that he knew a person who was named Coal Johnson.
But I do not know him personally myself, sadly.

Ik it's Coal Johnson.

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Rare Case wrote: He looks like he couldn't ball his way out of a paper bag

RandomdudeDK wrote:

Ayy it's a me, Coal Jonson's brother, Fossil Fuel Jonson!
Fossil fuel can't melt steel jonsons

you a bit racist aye? Fossil fuels are black and CJ is black. Racism confirmed CM ban m9. I dont like and i dont think topkek ok? no? ok.

Rare Case wrote:
Chill broski. Who dafuq is CJ? I think you got the wrong guy here. We're the Coal brothers. Ain't no CJ here. If anything that CJ guy should follow the god damn train for once.

Whoever it is, good luck with your sales.