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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213213

Simple just post a pick up line, wait for it to be rated out of 8 by someone else they post their's

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Don't post one that has been said.
Rate 8/8 if it made you laugh like crazy.
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213235

Hey grill u r hawt, let me cook chicken on ya, cuz u r hawt. I tried.
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213240

nice 1m8 I r8 8/8.

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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213241

Girl, if you were a potato I would eat you.
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213242

Meh 6/8.
Are you from the Netherlands, cause AmsterDAYUMMM.
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213250

SarahAnne wrote:
Meh 6/8.
Are you from the Netherlands, cause AmsterDAYUMMM.
8/8
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213251

Hey I'm looking for treasure, Can I look around your chest?

aahaha...

sorry..
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213361

If you were suddenly transported to the sun because of an evil scheme devised by an evil Russian chicken and asked to take of your clothes and make love to the burning flames and then recite the presidents in alphabetical order of their middle name while juggling eleven midgets holding soda cans between your two front teeth that will be operated on by 86 evil Czechoslovakian dentists named Farkus who got their degrees studying the taste buds of Tom Sellect at a college named after some guy who wasted away his life by eating pork grinds naked in his basement while searching for pictures of Kristen Dunst to use for purposes that cannot be explained by the 1972 Junior High class of some school that no one cares about in Eastern Idaho where woodland creatures choose to spend their lives trying to recreate some bad 1940's soap opera instead of frolicking happily in the woods, wanna fuck?
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213376

Nice fuck, wanna tits?
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213379

hey babe, im no photographer, BUT! i can picture you and me together ;)

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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213400

Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213411

Morgan wrote:
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?

Make sure you use the correct template found here:

zarpgaming.com/index.php/forum/server-ap...-application-updated
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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213522

Morgan 5/8

"wanna go halves on a baby"

xD ;)

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[Game] Cheesy pick up lines! 8 years 6 months ago #213550

Are you de_cache? Cause you B-Long to me!
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