TOPIC: a new low

ikd who made it or why it was approved as the april fools thing for the year but that pee and poo thing on ssrp is incredibly unfunny

The biggest joke of them all is you still playing ssrp

i joined to see what it was and i left because it wasnt funny and it was retarded

rroobbiinn10xx wrote:
Supporting the big update that was 20 days delayed!
Kronen wrote:
Can't blame you. Whats really great is when your shit meter is 100 you have to do /poop or you are slowed now. Why has zarp dropped to the point of making poo jokes, mind blowing

Pavel Tiktoker wrote: I heard they couldn't hire Ricky Gervais for the highly anticipated zarp gaming april fools joke

Pavel Tiktoker wrote: they want realism man

you have to take a shit before you jump into ur suit and use a gun that disintegrates people before you teleport away and the other guy comes out of a grave

Zarp players when they don’t get a triple A update for 24 hours

Nafe wrote: When has there been a “Triple A” update

Lerpson wrote:
Jungle Slots 2016

OnionRings wrote: Ok, I was wrong, I accept that but I since I’m a no nam new friend I joined late 2016
The update that released the jugg was great from what I heard

OnionRings wrote:
Summer 2016 was the most overrated update of all time, jungle slots were dogshit

i changed my mind, I smoked 3 PCP dipped cigarettes and I get the joke now

Poo and wee is incredibly funny (apart from jusu and his catheter bag bless his heart) because its something we all have to do and its smelly! XD XD XD XD XD

I am rolling on the floor right now, it is really hilarious (seriously)

Buffy wrote:
I am literally pissing and shitting from laughing rn (on ssrp) (seriously)

Nafe wrote: Zarp coders after only being able to push out a update once every months which are usually on pretty buggy

Smol wrote:
Hey man at least the pee pee poo poo update didn't have bugs

Sam the Sausage wrote: it's the design that made it really great to use, especially the sounds (love em) even if it weren't so rewarding, this was during a time where devs really didn't like giving out rewards so lightly compared to now so it wasn't something people cared too much about

also it was a pretty unique update and introduced a core gameplay mechanic which were suits, it changed the playing field heavily whether you think it was a good or bad thing, zarp popped off later on down the line because of this idea and that's what made the summer 2016 update really good from the get-go

ALSO STEAM CASES YEEEEEEEEEEEA

Clarky wrote:
I got Batman: Arkham City GOTY from a steam case back in 2016

Nafe wrote: I don't know what's a "Triple A update" what would be a tripe A update to you ? and which one do you think was ?