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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403121

i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp
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Aspect wrote:
you always manage to 1 shot us even though you're extremely exposed in the open and you shouldn't really have a chance to kill us. You just make these crazy 1 taps not even Hermione did when he played, and I can tell you he played 18 hours a day at one point.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403124

My good friend sam the sausage would like to show you around the server, how to make money, get gluons, suits, and iron dome.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403125

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My good friend sam the sausage would like to show you around the server, how to make money, get gluons, suits, and iron dome.
word thats all ive wanted is for sammy sosig to give me his sosig
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Aspect wrote:
you always manage to 1 shot us even though you're extremely exposed in the open and you shouldn't really have a chance to kill us. You just make these crazy 1 taps not even Hermione did when he played, and I can tell you he played 18 hours a day at one point.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403126

My good friend sam the sausage would like to show you around the server, how to make money, get gluons, suits, and iron dome.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403129

My good friend sam the sausage would like to show you around the server, how to make money, get gluons, suits, and iron dome.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403130

My good friend sam the sausage would like to show you around the server, how to make money, get gluons, suits, and iron dome.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403141

GmadTheH4cker wrote:
i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp
Yes yes my good friend jabbe will help you out
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403149

My good sausage friend the would sam like to gluons you around the show, how to dome money, get servers, suits, and iron money.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403155

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My good friend sam the sausage would like to show you around the server, how to make money, get gluons, suits, and iron dome.
I heard a very special lady that Sam the Sausage loves knows the perfect trick to the Iron Dome
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403186

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i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp

Install Aimware :woohoo:
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403197

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GmadTheH4cker wrote:
i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp

Install Aimware :woohoo:
I cant, selling crack in northern canada doesn’t really give me enough to afford it :( :(
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Aspect wrote:
you always manage to 1 shot us even though you're extremely exposed in the open and you shouldn't really have a chance to kill us. You just make these crazy 1 taps not even Hermione did when he played, and I can tell you he played 18 hours a day at one point.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403199

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catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp

Install Aimware :woohoo:
I cant, selling crack in northern canada doesn’t really give me enough to afford it :( :(

aren't u like a construction worker? ay lmao
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403221

catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp

Install Aimware :woohoo:
I cant, selling crack in northern canada doesn’t really give me enough to afford it :( :(

aren't u like a construction worker? ay lmao
Yes it’s a joke lol
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Aspect wrote:
you always manage to 1 shot us even though you're extremely exposed in the open and you shouldn't really have a chance to kill us. You just make these crazy 1 taps not even Hermione did when he played, and I can tell you he played 18 hours a day at one point.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403224

GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp

Install Aimware :woohoo:
I cant, selling crack in northern canada doesn’t really give me enough to afford it :( :(

aren't u like a construction worker? ay lmao
Yes it’s a joke lol
What do you construct, have you ever worked around substations ? if so, is it scary?
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403247

To Be Honest wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp

Install Aimware :woohoo:
I cant, selling crack in northern canada doesn’t really give me enough to afford it :( :(

aren't u like a construction worker? ay lmao
Yes it’s a joke lol
What do you construct, have you ever worked around substations ? if so, is it scary?
Well I’m a heavy duty mechanic in the oil sands In canada so I don’t really construct anything just everything around me is construction and mining
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Aspect wrote:
you always manage to 1 shot us even though you're extremely exposed in the open and you shouldn't really have a chance to kill us. You just make these crazy 1 taps not even Hermione did when he played, and I can tell you he played 18 hours a day at one point.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403299

GmadTheH4cker wrote:
To Be Honest wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp

Install Aimware :woohoo:
I cant, selling crack in northern canada doesn’t really give me enough to afford it :( :(

aren't u like a construction worker? ay lmao
Yes it’s a joke lol
What do you construct, have you ever worked around substations ? if so, is it scary?
Well I’m a heavy duty mechanic in the oil sands In canada so I don’t really construct anything just everything around me is construction and mining

I bet it ain't as greesy of a job as your desktop after a SSRP gaming session
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403304

catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
To Be Honest wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp

Install Aimware :woohoo:
I cant, selling crack in northern canada doesn’t really give me enough to afford it :( :(

aren't u like a construction worker? ay lmao
Yes it’s a joke lol
What do you construct, have you ever worked around substations ? if so, is it scary?
Well I’m a heavy duty mechanic in the oil sands In canada so I don’t really construct anything just everything around me is construction and mining

I bet it ain't as greesy of a job as your desktop after a SSRP gaming session
almost as greasy, the loads i bust to your mothers facebook photos are just uncanny
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Aspect wrote:
you always manage to 1 shot us even though you're extremely exposed in the open and you shouldn't really have a chance to kill us. You just make these crazy 1 taps not even Hermione did when he played, and I can tell you he played 18 hours a day at one point.
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Hello Everyone 1 year 2 months ago #1403330

GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
To Be Honest wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
catboy sven ツ wrote:
GmadTheH4cker wrote:
i am a new player, anyone wanna show me how to play ssrp

Install Aimware :woohoo:
I cant, selling crack in northern canada doesn’t really give me enough to afford it :( :(

aren't u like a construction worker? ay lmao
Yes it’s a joke lol
What do you construct, have you ever worked around substations ? if so, is it scary?
Well I’m a heavy duty mechanic in the oil sands In canada so I don’t really construct anything just everything around me is construction and mining

I bet it ain't as greesy of a job as your desktop after a SSRP gaming session
almost as greasy, the loads i bust to your mothers facebook photos are just uncanny

Well I'm glad you have one way of emptying your load at least :clap: :zarp: :clap: :pinch:
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